What if animals were a bit rounder?

[packman]

Last edited Fri Dec 15, 2017, 09:38 PM - Edit history (1)

More roundness at:

https://www.boredpanda.com/ball-shaped-animals-digital-art-aditya-aryanto/

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Giraffe looks like he was naughty at the chocolate factory.

like that lil girl in purple ......

[PJMcK]

2. A related joke from astrophysicist, Lawrence Krauss

A physicist, an engineer and a psychologist are called in as consultants to a dairy farm whose production has been below par. Each is given time to inspect the details of the operation before making a report.

The first to be called is the engineer, who states, "The size of the stalls for the cattle should be decreased. Efficiency could be improved if the cows were more closely packed, with a net allotment of 275 cubic feet per cow. Also, the diameter of the milking tubes should be increased by 4 percent to allow for a greater average flow rate during the milking periods."

The next to report is the psychologist, who proposes, "The inside of the barn should be painted green. This is a more mellow color than brown and should help induce greater milk flow. Also, more trees should be planted in the fields to add diversity to the scenery for the cattle during grazing, to reduce boredom."

Finally, the physicist is called upon. He asks for a blackboard and then draws a circle. He begins: "Assume the cow is a sphere....”

Pretty funny if you get it. Otherwise, not so much.

By the way, the second picture looks just like a fat cat I used to belong to.

[Throckmorton]

3. Hover Cat in assault mode.

The fur is extended to compensate for the earth's magnetic field.