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mac56

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Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:59 PM Feb 2020

Friday morning humor.

An EMT, a mechanic, and a social worker are driving back through the mountains from a ski trip. Suddenly, as they crest a hill, the brakes on the car go out and they fly careening down the mountain. After scraping against numerous guardrails, they come to a stop at the bottom of the hill. The car is a smoky wreck. Everyone gets out of the car to assess the damage.

The EMT says, “We need to be safe. Let’s check to see if there are any injuries, and then try to signal for help.”

“No,” says the mechanic. “We should disassemble the car and analyze each part for failure.”

“You know what, guys?” says the social worker. “Let’s push it back up the hill and give it a second chance.”

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