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musicman65

(524 posts)
Sun Apr 12, 2020, 09:04 PM Apr 2020

A duck story

A city guy goes first time duck hunting in the backwoods.
after several hours a duck flies by,he takes aim and brings it down,,finally he said.
when the duck falls on to a barn roof,he walks on to attempt to pick it off roof,
but wait,,,property owner speaks up and said,,,my roof my duck,,,,no way said hunter...
owner states we can settle this country style,,hunter said explain,,country style.
owner said we kick each other in the balls,, and he who can stand keeps the duck.
both agree and owner gets first shot to balls of hunter,,,,he takes the hit,goes down and lays there for about 30 minutes.
still in much pain,he states to owner,ok,my turn on you,,,,owner said never mind,,,you can keep the duck.

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A duck story (Original Post) musicman65 Apr 2020 OP
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