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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsKinda bored, so I'm reviewing all the sex toys on Amazon.
I've done about 30 of them so far. My review is the same for all of them:
"Didn't like it. I returned mine. It wasn't the same shade of purple as shown in the picture".
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)You can put in the review that "it was appropriately large, but not nearly black enough. also the pattern of veining was unattractive"
LuckyCharms
(17,287 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)I'd wager once you know you have one of these coming in the mail, you start making plans about which part you're gonna tackle first, second, third, etc ... by the time it arrives, you have your first night together all worked out.
**** NSFW Sex Toy, Some May Be Offended ****
https://www.amazon.com/Durable-Medical-Silicone-Solidity-20-9X11-8X7-1Inch/dp/B0817YPMZ7/ref=sr_1_47?brr=1&dchild=1&qid=1588743507&rd=1&s=hpc&sr=1-47
lunasun
(21,646 posts)the back side and I guess not 🙁... I know some people are never satisfied
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,369 posts)Sold by the militiamen who captured the unmanned nature preserve in Oregon?
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I mean, other than exercise devices...
https://www.amazon.com/Exerciser-Trainer-Tightener-Face-lift-Slimmer/dp/B06X6GRJHW