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guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
Mon May 11, 2020, 04:13 PM May 2020

Bored in the USA

Sorry Bruce, but I am really bored, so I borrowed your song and modified it a bit.



I’m a Trump voter in a shutdown town
Don’t give me a mask, I’ll throw it on the ground
I won’t cover up my freedumb face
Rather spread that COVID all over the place, I’m

Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Went downtown, want to go to the mall,
All the stores closed I can’t shop at all,
I want my right to be a big Trump fool
Can’t teach me nothing in your liberal school

I was bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA

Coming back home, on my radio,
Donnie says march, so I got to go
Liberate my state, Donnie says to me
Wear my Nazi gear, I’ll get on TV

I can’t go to the restaurant,
can’t do all the stuff that I really want
can’t throw my Frisbee at the beach today
nowhere to go so at home I stay
I can’t go to my favorite bar,
just so damn tired of washing my car
I really need to get a new tattoo
but the shop’s not open so I’m feeling blue.

Bored in the USA
Bored in the USA
I’m so bored in the USA
Bored in the USA


I hope you read this and smile.

Guill

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Bored in the USA (Original Post) guillaumeb May 2020 OP
Well done! You should post this in GD where it will get more attention. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #1
Done. guillaumeb May 2020 #3
Well done! LuckyCharms May 2020 #2
Thank you. guillaumeb May 2020 #4
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