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red dog 1

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Tue May 26, 2020, 05:13 PM May 2020

Heard any good jokes lately?

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One of my all-time favorites is this one:


Three Zen monks enter a cave to meditate.
After a month or so, a noise was heard outside.
Three months later, one of the monks said: "Did anyone else hear that noise ?.I think it was a cow."
Six months later, a 2nd monk answered, "That wasn't a cow, it was a goat."
A year later, the 3rd monk said: "If you two are going to keep arguing, I'm leaving!"

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Heard any good jokes lately? (Original Post) red dog 1 May 2020 OP
A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar... brush May 2020 #1

brush

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1. A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...
Tue May 26, 2020, 08:26 PM
May 2020

the bartender looks at them and says, "you two are ok, but we don't serve typos."

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