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FakeNoose

(32,345 posts)
Sun Feb 7, 2021, 08:28 PM Feb 2021

"Welcome to the Psychiatric Care Hotline" (joke)



"Welcome to the Psychiatric Care Hotline.

If you have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are Co-Dependent, have someone press 2 for you, now.

If you have Multiple-Personality-Disorder, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, press 7.

If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, press 7.

If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, press 7.

If you are Fatalistic-Suicidal, it doesn't matter what button you press.
Nothing will happen anyway.

If you are Paranoid-Schizophrenic, you may hang up now.
We know who you are. And where you live."

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"Welcome to the Psychiatric Care Hotline" (joke) (Original Post) FakeNoose Feb 2021 OP
The new therapist walking out the first day with safeinOhio Feb 2021 #1
OK, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Feb 2021 #2

safeinOhio

(32,527 posts)
1. The new therapist walking out the first day with
Sun Feb 7, 2021, 08:58 PM
Feb 2021

the experienced therapist. The new guy was all sweaty and messed up. He looks over at the old guy and ask "how do you do it all day,listen to all those stories and not get all shook up?".
The old guy looks at him and ask "You listen?"

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