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Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:25 PM

Joke...The Very Worst Day...pass it on?, maybe not...


> A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
> hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink
> and gulps it down in one swig.
>
> The poor little guy starts crying.
>
> 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
> didn't
> think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. 'I
> can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
> meeting,
> so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
> stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took
> home. I found my wife in be d with the gardener and my dog bit me.So I came
> to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and
> then
> you show up and drink the damn poison.!!

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Stuart G Mar 10 OP
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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:34 PM

1. That made me LOL

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:35 PM

2. Grins---;-) ;-) ;-) nt

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:44 PM

3. LOL! n/t

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 10:20 PM

4. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 11:45 AM

5. I have taken the liberty of stealing this joke. n/t.

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