Ron DeSantis Runs Crying Out Of Child's Birthday Party After Surprise Visit From Elsa

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Letting out a bone-chilling scream at the sight of the Disney princess, Gov. Ron DeSantis reportedly ran crying out of a child’s birthday party Wednesday after a surprise visit from Elsa. “No! I want to go now!” the sobbing prospective 2024 presidential candidate said at a backyard birthday gathering for a neighbor’s 6-year-old daughter, tears streaking his unicorn face paint as he wiped a mix of snot and cake frosting from his face onto the pants of his wife, who pleaded with him to let go of her leg and act like a big boy.



[link:https://www.theonion.com/ron-desantis-runs-crying-out-of-child-s-birthday-party-1850441778|


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