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jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
Wed Sep 17, 2014, 03:32 PM Sep 2014

How to deal with Republicans

A frog was sitting on a riverbank one fine evening, when a scorpion approached him.

"Mr. Frog, I need to get to the other side of the river but I can't swim. If you carry me across on your back, I'll help you find some bugs to eat."

'I've read that book too. We'll get halfway across and you'll sting me to death.'

"If I did that, we'd both die."

'Okay then.'

The scorpion got on the frog's back and the frog got in the river. The frog swam out five feet and did a quick barrel roll, dumping the scorpion into the path of a huge pike...that slurped down the scorpion like it was a cocktail shrimp.

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