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denbot

(9,894 posts)
Thu May 12, 2016, 01:27 PM May 2016

Florida Man and Florida Woman starter kits..

Take two rubes (In this case, Mr & Mrs denbot), and place them in Key West FLA.

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Add two Mojitos


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I'll report the results after hospitalization and or bail requirements are met.

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Florida Man and Florida Woman starter kits.. (Original Post) denbot May 2016 OP
Looks like the makings for a great time. I'm sure you'll try your Pakhet May 2016 #1
I lived there for over 20 years. cwydro May 2016 #2
Yup, good eye cwydo. denbot May 2016 #5
Yes, always chickens and cats there lol! cwydro May 2016 #7
I think you have to reside in Florida to be Florida Man. Tobin S. May 2016 #3
California Man's got quite a resume himself: Tommy_Carcetti May 2016 #4
you want I should kick your mojitoing asses, denbot? Skittles May 2016 #6
Your services may well be required Skittles denbot May 2016 #8

Pakhet

(520 posts)
1. Looks like the makings for a great time. I'm sure you'll try your
Thu May 12, 2016, 01:45 PM
May 2016

Best not to need bail money, but do let us know.

denbot

(9,894 posts)
5. Yup, good eye cwydo.
Thu May 12, 2016, 07:18 PM
May 2016

Fed some chickens from our table, had a killer shrimp melt, and a Mojito or two.

We are now in Key Largo, about to have dinner at The Buzzard's Roost.

Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)
3. I think you have to reside in Florida to be Florida Man.
Thu May 12, 2016, 02:19 PM
May 2016

But I guess you could always be California Man behaving badly in Florida. Maybe that doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Anyway, enjoy your vacation.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,084 posts)
4. California Man's got quite a resume himself:
Thu May 12, 2016, 03:21 PM
May 2016
https://twitter.com/calimantales

California Man charged with flying jet without license
California Man arrested after squirting people with liquid believed to be urine
California Man Chases Workers With Chainsaw, Then Tries to Run Them Down With Truck
California Man Thrown Off Plane Yells About His 176 IQ, $4 Million Salary, And Six Homes (Does Trump have a house in California?)
California Man stabs relative for pooping on his lawn, police say
Police arrest California Man for cockfighting in backyard
Police: California Man mugged by group of children
California Man Caught Running Illegal Candy Operation
Naked California Man breaks into home during freezing temps in bizarre Christmas Day burglary

Skittles

(152,964 posts)
6. you want I should kick your mojitoing asses, denbot?
Thu May 12, 2016, 07:23 PM
May 2016

I HAVE A TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE SPECIAL GOING RIGHT NOW; yes INDEED

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