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Related: About this forumThe Pirate captain was on his ship and the call from the crows nest
"One Enemy ship on the horizon".
The captain yelled "Quick bring me my red shirt."
Thinking that way if I get wounded my men will not see it and they will fight on.
They engaged and defeated the enemy ship.
The next day the crows nest called down "Ten enemy ships on the horizon".
The captain yelled "Quick bring me my brown pants."
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The Pirate captain was on his ship and the call from the crows nest (Original Post)
Vincardog
Feb 2012
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kayakjohnny
(5,235 posts)1. Very good !!!!!






Vincardog
(20,234 posts)2. Thank U
sakabatou
(43,935 posts)3. Speaking of pirates...
A pirate walks into the bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate answers, "Arr! It's driving me nuts."
Vincardog
(20,234 posts)4. U so funny