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HAB911

(8,811 posts)
Tue May 9, 2017, 08:54 AM May 2017

A message for Earth-visiting UFO aliens (if they're real)

Listen up all you UFO-piloting aliens from outer space, this Earth resident has a few reasonable demands.

1. Please hold still.
2. Land and say "Hi."
3. Watch some Star Trek.
4. Step up your Mars-sculpture game.
5. Please don't eat us.

https://www.cnet.com/news/ufo-aliens-spacecraft-earth-message-mars-commentary/#ftag=COS-05-10aaa0j

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A message for Earth-visiting UFO aliens (if they're real) (Original Post) HAB911 May 2017 OP
I was also thinking, TexasTowelie May 2017 #1
+++++++++++ HAB911 May 2017 #2
Re: #5 C_U_L8R May 2017 #3
I'm going with mercuryblues May 2017 #4
My message: "Run Away!" or alternatively, "Don't waste your time". ret5hd May 2017 #5
From "Ren and Stimpy"... Moostache May 2017 #6
The aliens are pretty inept jberryhill May 2017 #7

C_U_L8R

(44,897 posts)
3. Re: #5
Tue May 9, 2017, 09:06 AM
May 2017

Hello Aliens
If you're hungry after your long journey, please partake in some of our delicious Trumps.
The orange ones are particularly tasty. Mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm.
Eat 'em right up.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
7. The aliens are pretty inept
Tue May 9, 2017, 04:48 PM
May 2017

Despite all of the best efforts of the aliens, the US government keeps concealing their existence.

Those idjits can travel across the galaxy, but they are powerless against bureaucrats.
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