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RevStPatrick

(2,208 posts)
1. Mitt Romney was the Fifth Beatle.
Tue May 8, 2012, 11:35 AM
May 2012

After his fatal auto accident, he was replaced by some fellow named Paul.

yourout

(7,521 posts)
2. Nah....but he did get bin Laden, got us out of Iraq, and brought down Ghaddafi. All while running...
Tue May 8, 2012, 11:39 AM
May 2012

for President.

Hell if elected he will win WWIII, invent fusion, and bring world peace in his first 6 months in office.

longship

(40,416 posts)
5. He singlehandedly built the Large Hadron Collider...
Tue May 8, 2012, 11:48 AM
May 2012

...while he simultaneously was visiting his money in Swiss banks.

You ought to hear about how he made the Caymen Islands with a single shovel. Unfortunately this small post doesn't have enough space to tell that story.

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