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Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:26 PM

 

Asshole at Subway Shop

So, I'm working today and on my way I decide to stop for food at Subway. Talking to a really nice young lady behind the counter and we got into politics. Young lady is black and other patrons are a several black females, me (old white female) and a Hispanic man seated at a table.

Well, in walks a Mike Pomeo clone and hears what I said about Fox -- the Russian TV station. He pipes up and says, "Are you the one with the Kamala Harris bumper sticker?" I replied that it was me indeed. So, the clone says, "Did you know she got her first job by sleeping with Willie Brown?"

I told him,"Great, so you think that women have no brains and only genitals?"

He was speachless...and I left with my bag of goodies to fist bumps and applause!!!!!

Edit for typo.
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Reply Asshole at Subway Shop (Original post)
TruckFump Nov 23 OP
TEB Nov 23 #1
TruckFump Nov 23 #5
BuffaloJackalope Nov 23 #2
magicarpet Nov 23 #3
BuffaloJackalope Nov 23 #7
hay rick Nov 23 #26
left-of-center2012 Nov 23 #4
TruckFump Nov 23 #6
MFGsunny Nov 23 #16
lunatica Nov 23 #21
cwydro Nov 23 #8
Karadeniz Nov 23 #9
sarge43 Nov 23 #10
AlexSFCA Nov 23 #11
AllaN01Bear Nov 23 #12
Lonestarblue Nov 23 #13
SunSeeker Nov 23 #14
KY_EnviroGuy Nov 24 #35
SWBTATTReg Nov 24 #43
a kennedy Nov 23 #15
cwydro Nov 23 #17
a kennedy Nov 23 #19
Hav Nov 23 #20
a kennedy Nov 23 #22
cwydro Nov 24 #37
TruckFump Nov 23 #23
Duppers Nov 23 #18
TruckFump Nov 23 #24
wnylib Nov 23 #25
Aquaria Nov 23 #27
jberryhill Nov 23 #28
Aquaria Nov 23 #29
Heartstrings Nov 23 #30
cwydro Nov 24 #38
CaptYossarian Nov 24 #31
oldsoftie Nov 24 #47
PatSeg Nov 24 #32
TruckFump Nov 24 #33
PatSeg Nov 24 #39
TruckFump Nov 24 #40
PatSeg Nov 24 #42
MarianJack Nov 24 #34
KY_EnviroGuy Nov 24 #36
TruckFump Nov 24 #41
SWBTATTReg Nov 24 #44
BobTheSubgenius Nov 24 #45
Joinfortmill Nov 24 #46

Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:31 PM

1. You are my hero

 

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Response to TEB (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:40 PM

5. Thank you!

 

That felt so good to stand right up to him and let him have it!!!

Little old lady that I am!!!
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:33 PM

2. Wonder what he thinks of Melania?

 

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Response to BuffaloJackalope (Reply #2)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:38 PM

3. Don't you mean Madonna.....

 

The porn queen Madonna - Melania.
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Response to magicarpet (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:44 PM

7. Now, now .... that's not nice.

 

Just because we've seen her tits, but not her husbands tax returns ...
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Response to BuffaloJackalope (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 08:28 PM

26. About the tax returns- I know pornography when I see it.

 

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:39 PM

4. Should have asked about Trump's 3 wives

 

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Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #4)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:42 PM

6. I thought so many things afterwards I could have said to the clone...

 

...but I figure getting laughed at by the elderly, black women and a Hispanic man was a pretty good shot at him.

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Response to TruckFump (Reply #6)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:22 PM

16. Good on ya, mate! We need so much more of the same and stand up for ourselves. n/t

 

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Response to TruckFump (Reply #6)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:53 PM

21. You did great!

 

Youíre one cool lady!
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 05:52 PM

8. Oh my.

 

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 06:14 PM

9. Well done!❤

 

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 06:21 PM

10. Have to remember that one.

 

Great slam dunk.

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 06:32 PM

11. I'm glad you are safe

 

engaging with these people can be dangerous.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 06:38 PM

12. le sigh

 

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 06:41 PM

13. Good for you!

 

I only think of things like that to say when Iím back in my car and the idiot has walked way with a smirk.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 06:50 PM

14. And he was lying. Kamala was Deputy District Attorney for 4 years before she dated Willie Brown.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamala_Harris
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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #14)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 10:44 AM

35. My response to right-winger statements of this nature is....

 

"I happen to know that's not true". If they respond "yes, it is true", then I say "prove it right now or shut up".

Although I may not have proof at hand that what they say is a lie, I do have around 99% probability of being correct because of the overall Republican track record of spreading hundreds of false conspiracy theories. Every winger I've know the past several years has a head brimming over with this bullshit and they repeat it like a parrot.

Another good line is "sorry, I don't participate in spreading random gossip. In my world, that's immoral". Most often however, I just refuse to engage with them because that's what they want, it achieves nothing and it's not worth the interruption of my day. Life is just too short for this old man to waste it on random Republicans in public.
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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #35)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 01:54 PM

43. Good answers indeed!! I usually respond w/ 'I don't deal w/ BS' and ignore them. You're ...

 

absolutely right, in that life is too short to allow idiots like this guy (and other repub idiots) to interfere w/ our lives w/ nonsense. Absolute nonsense. Put up or shut up!

Again, good answers and more power to you!
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:00 PM

15. I might have to obscond with this statement, if it's ok with you.

 

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Response to a kennedy (Reply #15)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:26 PM

17. "Obscond?"

 

Huh?
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Response to cwydro (Reply #17)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:50 PM

19. Yah, not ever sure how to spell it...you know obscond....

 

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Response to cwydro (Reply #17)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:51 PM

20. Google search suggests abscond - to run away, flee

 

Either way, the second new word I learnt today reading DU after "adroit".
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Response to Hav (Reply #20)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:54 PM

22. Looked it up too.....

 

Abscond definition, to depart in a sudden and secret manner, especially to avoid capture and legal prosecution: The cashier absconded with the money. So my previous reply might have an error in it. I guess I loved the term obscond.
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Response to a kennedy (Reply #22)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 11:14 AM

37. I kind of like obscond too!

 

Somehow fits better!
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Response to a kennedy (Reply #15)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 08:08 PM

23. Have at it!

 

What an asshole. Seems to think that a female got a top job and became a US Senator cuz she slept with some man.

Gads...what a chauvinist.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 07:26 PM

18. Damn! That was great!

 

How'd you come up with that so quickly, at that moment? It was perfect!

I so envy folks who can do this. My anger /adrenaline suge overwhelms the logical side of my brain.

Congrats!

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Response to Duppers (Reply #18)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 08:10 PM

24. Some times I get lucky and my mouth and brain work together...

 

...without embarrassing me! Today they served me well...but that is not always or even most of the time true!

Thanks for the compliment.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 08:20 PM

25. Perfect response because that is exactly

 

what people who make comments like his do think. Totally incapable of recognizing that women can get a responsible position on their brains and ability. So they brush it off as due to sex

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 08:51 PM

27. I would have asked

 

When the last Dolt45 family member had a job that wasn't given to them by daddy, or in the whoremongering business.

But that's just me.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 09:06 PM

28. Does anyone just simply go out for a sandwich anymore?

 

Going out for fast food sounds like spinning the wheel for a shooting, brawl, drunken romp or racist weirdness these days.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #28)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 09:45 PM

29. One advantage of diabetes:

 

My dietary restrictions are such that fast food is a thing of the past for me. So I get to eat healthier, lose weight, and limit my exposure to the Americanus douchebraggadoccio species running rampant in the bigoted cesspool known as America.
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Response to Aquaria (Reply #29)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 11:52 PM

30. Welcome to du, Aquaria!

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #28)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 11:18 AM

38. There certainly seem to be a lot of adventures to be had when one ventures out.

 

Somehow, political conversations never happen to me at the grocery store, gym, sandwich shop, gas station, oil change place, Walmart, library...

I go to all those places; I feel left out.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 08:51 AM

31. What does Micro Penis know about "sleeping with" anyone?

 

His birth was by Immaculate Conception. Just ask him.
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Response to CaptYossarian (Reply #31)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 05:03 PM

47. And probably the last time his mom paid any attention to him.

 

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 09:21 AM

32. Wow, talk about rapid response!

 

Good for you!
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Response to PatSeg (Reply #32)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 09:58 AM

33. Rare occasion, but I was thankful that it just came out of my mouth!

 

Some times, just the right thing to say to an RW asshole is there. Others times, I keep thinking about what I could have said!!!
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Response to TruckFump (Reply #33)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 11:30 AM

39. I was thinking the same thing

 

Most of the brilliant responses tend to come late at night, just as you're about to fall asleep! The best ones are short, to the point, and dismissive, leaving no room for a rebuttal.

I am really amazed with people like this guy though, who just waltz blindly into a situation and feel the need to express an unwanted opinion to people they don't even know. It reminds me of all the people I've encounter in my life, who have made blatant racist remarks to me, assuming for some bizarre reason that I would agree with them. Most of them usually regretted it and hopefully thought twice before doing it again.
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Response to PatSeg (Reply #39)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 01:00 PM

40. I know the feeling.

 

I come for a Jewish background. Do not have a name that would lead you to think that I am Jewish or have Jewish heritage. Yep, the remarks that the bigots make -- proves over and over how mega clueless and worthless they are.
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Response to TruckFump (Reply #40)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 01:34 PM

42. We live in such a diverse world today

 

We don't know who we are talking to when we meet strangers, though good old fashioned commonsense and courtesy might help.

A few years back, I knew a guy who managed a game store. This guy couldn't be any whiter. He even had red hair. One day a customer made some disparaging remarks about black people, assuming that Wayne would share his attitude. Well, not only did Wayne have an African American employee, but he was married to a black woman and had two lovely little girls. Wayne handled it very well and managed to find some humor in how clueless and inept the guy was.

This happened in Sacramento, probably the most diverse place I've ever lived and the one place that any halfway conscious person knows that you can't assume anything about anyone's nationality or ethnicity.
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 10:25 AM

34. think that Kamala is great.

 

Although at this point I'm supporting Amy Klobuchar.

RESIST!
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 11:00 AM

36. Great response. You might also put icing on the cake by saying....

 

"spreading gossip is a sin in the real Christian world. You're disgracing the president's Christian faith by doing that. Repent, sinner!" (with a little finger wag for effect).........

Although my personality, age and health conditions don't allow me to engage these people any more, I enjoy dreaming up some fun responses.

KY.............
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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #36)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 01:01 PM

41. I'm in my 70s.

 

I still take 'em on. One of these days, I may mega regret it. However, at Subway, it was clear the clone was out-numbered!
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 01:57 PM

44. Good for you!!! nt

 

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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 02:57 PM

45. Well done you!

 

People need to hear what you and like-minded people have to say, and know that *our* numbers are huge!
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Response to TruckFump (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 04:51 PM

46. Love it

 

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