Yavin4

Yavin4's Journal

March 1, 2014

List of Countries that John McCain wanted us to intervene militarily over the past 5 years

Irag (stay forever)
Afghanistan (stay forever)
Egypt
Libya
Georgia
Iran
Syria
and now Ukraine

If I missed a country, please let me know, and if folks keep saying there's no difference between the parties, so it doesn't matter who wins the presidency, then think about this list. McCain was almost president.

February 26, 2014

"Can't I watch Family Guy in peace!"

February 25, 2014

Fat cat squeezes through doggie door

February 23, 2014

I had a bizarre dream about bacon last night.

I was riding the buses in San Francisco, and people were paying their fares with slices of bacon. And I thought to myself, "well, that's not fair to Jewish or Islamic people". Then, I thought, "well maybe they pay with turkey bacon".

I then thought, what is the Muni system going to do with all that bacon?

February 21, 2014

Loser of USA v. Canada has to keep Justin Bieber

USA! USA! USA! USA!

But while Olympics glory is up for grabs, a shipping company in Skokie, Ill., has pushed the stakes even higher:
"Loser Keeps Bieber" reads the electronic billboard hanging on the headquarters of Command Transportation.
That would be Justin Bieber, of course, the nearly 20-year-old Canadian pop star who's become something of a bad boy in recent months with an arrest for allegedly driving while drunk and a charge of assaulting a limousine driver.
Judging from Command Transportation's Twitter page, the company likes to use its billboard to poke fun at politicians, celebrities, athletes and sports teams that Chicago fans love to hate. Its newest message, though, has really hit home with many: #LoserKeepsBieber has been trending on Twitter.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/theedge/2014/02/21/280635672/oh-no-when-u-s-and-canada-face-off-loser-keeps-bieber

February 19, 2014