Unless being more subtle would work better:




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That's not exactly what New Jersey governor Chris "Governor Soprano" Christie said in his interview with Diane Sawyer -- but he might as well have. From the report's executive summary:


Kelly -- a vengeful woman scorned?



Zimmer -- an incompetent hysteric?


Rachel Maddow sure picked up on it:



But Rachel's a woman, of course, and a gay one at that -- her objectivity on slut shaming is compromised right out of the gate. Besides, you know how MSNBC is -- liberal crazy; GOP shaming. That's why it happened. Surely the rest of the media doesn't feel that way:



Hmm. Well, surely a voyage through the Twitterverse will prove my point:



Hmm. Well, maybe it's a good thing David Samson resigned today -- Christie certainly needed the media distraction!


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THANKS TO: DUer Wednesdays






THANKS TO: DUer TheStraightStory (Fox News Election 2012 Special Achievement Award)





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with the help of Howard Dean's fifty state strategy. Otherwise, Obama would have been impossible. Runners up:

Georgie's "Mission Accomplished" Banner

The Kaloogian Photo: Instanbul or Baghdad?

Outing Jeff Gannon

The Al Qeada Job Application

The Moran Family Reunion

Not Buying The "Pretzel-Dunce" Story

Neil Munro Could Dish It Out, But Couldn't Take It -- (Click Here for Video)

Steve Colbert: "The Emperor Has No Clothes -- And There Isn't Much Of An Emperor, Either!"
(Click Here for Video)

2012 Republican Convention, Democratic (Underground) Backdrops
(Click Here for Video)

Let's Keep This (Thread) Kicked Till Franken Is Seated Or Hell Freezes Over


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and unofficial mascot:




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P.S. Submitted without comment? I suppose you think you're too good to condescend to speak to the rest of us!!!

Yes, I remember it well: the city of Hoboken refused to allow a tattoo parlor to open, citing "sanitation issues." But after arming themselves with info from the health department about what standards they'd have to meet, plus the argument that doctors and dentists were being allowed to operate in Hoboken despite their potential "sanitation issues," they filed suit and got their permit.

But why was the tattoo parlor given such a hard time? It soon became apparent: the city had just begun to gentrify, and an establishment that attracted biker and rock star types would certainly not fit in with the decor of their yuppie hell-to-be. But this story has a happy ending: the parlor celebrated their 20th anniversary in 2018!




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For the record, I certainly understand WHY you'd be pissed about it. But you didn't seem to mind getting on the Olympic team ahead of someone though you'd fallen down yourself -- twice! YOU should have been the alternate, and I'm sorry to say that I think you skated like one: while I agree that your score should have been higher, I think the Japanese skater was better even with her fall.

I wouldn't have minded all your media hype and endorsements if you hadn't been such a legend in your own mind. And I would tell you "better luck next Olympics" -- but thanks to your profane "ugly American" sore loser reaction, you can forget about the judges cutting you any slack on your scores ever again.

You've made fools of those who inundated you with the hype and endorsements that Gracie Gold was better qualified for. And now you're on record as being unable to out-skate someone who fell down.

You have reaped exactly what you sowed, Miss Tim Tebow On Skates.


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is that there isn't a white male involved.



Gracie is a living monument to her mother's preference to a black man over a white one -- and now that she has a little brother coming, it means her mom had sex with him MORE than once -- probably WILLINGLY!!!



This Swiffer commercial, on the other hand (and if you'll pardon the expression), has barely made a ripple because it's the lesser of two evils. A black woman desiring a white man, while not "ideal," is at the very least "logical!"





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It's time to play "Name That Goon!"




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1. Not realizing that since it involves more than one state, the Port Authority of New York AND New Jersey can be investigated federally. You thought that promoting the PA contact who initiated the traffic closing and turning your chief of staff into the new state attorney general would shut down any investigation on the state level, and that would be that.

2. Not putting the nomination of your chief of staff on hold immediately and calling for a federal investigation yourself. That would have made it at least look like you wanted the most objective investigation possible.

3. Complaining to NY governor Andrew Cuomo that his executive director at the Port Authority was being too nosy. That indisputably makes you part of the coverup (if not the crime itself) and confirms that you knew there was no Ft. Lee traffic study.

4. Having your crew -- I mean, senior staff -- do their email communicating privately rather than on the government servers to avoid detection because they would have been on public record. I think this was done with your knowledge and consent because if you were innocent, you would have fired them -- not allowed them to resign -- for that alone, and at least a month sooner.

5. And here's your biggest mistake of all: successfully cultivating such a vindictive, despotic, lying, bullying cult of personality that the idea of Bridge(t)-gate happening without your consent brings an entirely new dimension to the concept of cognitive dissonance. All whom you've victimized and terrorized are creeping out into the sunlight now, and their stories reveal a pattern of behavior that puts the possibility of your being innocent light years beyond a reasonable doubt.

And I thought that Bon Jovi were the only New Jerseyites who could give me so much pleasure.


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