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Rocknation's JournalWinner of this year's "Not From The Onion" Award
Cue the Price Is Right loser horn:
And that Simpson's "Ha-ha" kid:
And let's throw in the Dragnet "case closed" hammer for good measure:

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Trump's selection of JD Vance As Running Mate Is A Sign Of His FINANCIAL Weakness
I had assumed...(that) South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem would be Trump's pick for running mate...When she fell out of contention...with PuppyGate...I figured Trump would choose North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum, a "central casting" guy who looks like he could be on money and would be the other half of a "successful billionaire" ticket...Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina could theoretically attract some Black voters, but more likely might reassure some white suburban types who are uncomfortable with all the racism. And Florida Senator Marco Rubio might have been a draw for the Latino vote...So of all the choices discussed over the past few weeks, Senator JD Vance of Ohio was the guy who made the least sense.
...(Vance's) state of Ohio is already in the bag...and...he appeals to none of the constituencies Trump needs to get him over top...Vance was a vociferous Never Trumper until he decided to run for the Senate and assessed that jumping on the Trump train was his best bet to win it. There are seemingly hours of interviews and articles filled with insulting quotes from Vance about Trump and harsh criticism of his character, intelligence and policies...
Vance was championed by three people Trump apparently trusts above all the others...Tucker Carlson, who lobbied hard for Vance...(and his) sons...Eric...(and) Don Jr...(who) explained that he will be exercising veto power over personnel decisions that don't carry the MAGA party line...NBC reported that in the final days before Trump made the decision, (he) was leaning in the direction of Burgum, causing the boys to go ballistic...But does (Trump) really believe he can trust (Vance)?
The very day John McCain announced that he'd picked Sarah Palin for VP, I immediately nicknamed her Klondike Barbie and preemptively congratulated Obama on winning the presidency. But I also said that if Obama did not choose Biden since his age, race, and foreign policy experience would balance the ticket perfectly, I would be unable to take him seriously.
I never took the possibility of Chris Christie as the VP seriously -- he and Duh Donald are too much alike. Sure enough, Mike Pence got the gig: a featherweight who couldn't outshine Trump if his life depended on it (and sure enough, it could have!). So why is Trump trying to balance his ticket with what is essentially a carbon copy of himself? Because his "sign of weakness," as Salon titled their article, is a financial one.
The Heritage Foundation (those folks behind that Agenda 2025 which Trump says he's never heard of) are also mentors of Vance:
(In a)...video...the Heritage Foundation posted... Vance (said): "We are gonna, hopefully in 2024, take back the White House, and this organization is gonna play a major role in helping us figure out how to govern at the White House, at the Senate, at the House and all across our great country. So, Kevin, thank you for your leadership..."
And that solves the mystery: Trump picked Vance because Trump is so in the tank to the Heritage Foundation, he allowed THEM to pick Vance. All that's left to do now is follow the tradition of that other great Republican presidential scandal Watergate and follow the money -- from Vance to the Heritage Foundation to Agenda 2025 to Heritage Foundation donations to Trump's depleted bank balances!

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You can't "ditch" what you never had, duh dot com
Independents are the reason why Romney lost to Obama:
And the reason why DuhDon should be expecting to lose the popular vote for the third time in a row. From 2016:
From 2020:
One thing DuhDon is truthful about is getting more votes than any other incumbent U.S. presidential candidate in 2020. What he isn't truthful about is Biden also getting more votes than any other incumbent U.S. presidential candidate in 2020!
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So there are now four in custody -- two unnamed juveniles and two adults
with a manhunt of at least one more?
A bullet from Millers gun killed Lisa Lopez-Galvan...
Mays...allegedly told police he drew his gun because someone in the group said, "I'm going to get you"...While Mays was chasing a member of the group and pointing the gun at him, the other people in the group pulled out their guns and appeared to start shooting at him...
Prosecutor...(Jean) Peters Baker declined to comment...on how many shooters in all were involved but said theyre determined to hold every shooter accountable.
Well, they lucked out in terms of the "adult" suspects having been in medical "custody" all along. But their only hope of rounding up all the shooters (and perhaps a sizable chunk of the Kansas City gang scene) is with plea deals based on snitching. Particularly those two juveniles -- is that the real reason why they haven't been charged as adults yet?
Hopefully everyone involved can be seduced with the possibility of ending up with something less than life with no parole.

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There is no CONTINUED rise of Trump, other than of his vigorously crafted media illusion that there is one.
I certainly agree that:
...(T)he more the economic elites grab, the more everyone else must lose. Someone must be blamed for the ensuing disappointment: in a culture that...valorizes...winners, it cant be them.
But what Trump supporters really support is the fantasy that it's the socio-economic classes BELOW them who are obstructing their ability to join the classes above. So they passionately cling to the promise of admission to the "economic elites" once enough absolute financial and political power has been obtained to wipe the lower classes out.
What is actually "continuing to rise" is the number of voters who are now looking UP the socio-economic ladder and discovering the root of their problems. More Americans have voted AGAINST Trump than for him TWICE -- and by TWICE as much the second time. If he does make it to November of this year, I'd be willing to bet that Trump scores a popular vote trifecta.

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2024 Update: After six months, Damper released on "shock" probation
She pleaded guilty...after the April 2018 shooting of Devyn Holmes...(who) survived, but has had to undergo rigorous rehab since then...A judge ruled in favor of granting (Damper) "shock" probation...(after serving)...six months...(and) will lay out the conditions of her probation for the next nine and a half years.
Damper's attorney...praised the judge's decision..."I don't consider this a 'get out of jail free' card...(T)his is a judge...using all the tools in his box to apply justice in this case...(by) coming up with other means...of just incarceration..."
I suspect that it was something in Damper's toolbox that made her nine years of probation possible -- her ability to snitch.

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I kicked Shutterfly to the curb when they asked to be paid extra
to NOT include a photobook page containing THEIR logo that COULDN'T be printed on.
But when I complained to Blurb about not being able to preview how their mandatory back cover graphic would look, they solved the problem with an adjustment to their user software (and their inside front and back covers are printable at no extra cost). I've been doing photobooks through them (and their budget-friendlier subsidiary MagCloud) happily ever after.
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But he DID have a "legal reason" to evict her
She asked for more time, but I told her it wasnt possible since I had other Airbnb reservations coming up, Jovanovic explained...But then I tried to be nice and give her an extra few weeks...
(A) judge (ruled that)...Jovanovic has no legal reason to evict her (and) would have to pay (Hirschhorn)...a fee to evict her.
Hirschhorn (had)...notified the city that the shower in the unit was (not) permitted and that the property was unapproved for occupancy...(She) allegedly refused Jovanovic access to the unit to fix issues that would make it compliant. He was then fined $600...
In May 2022, Jovanovic should have limited his "niceness" to giving Hirschhorn written notice that he would resume billing her if she wasn't gone within 28 days. At the very least, he should have filed civil if not criminal charges against her for refusing to allow him to repair the violations that SHE had reported to the local authorities!

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What appears to be a video of a car suddenly developing a mechanical problem
Turns out to be part of a subculture in Milwaukee:
The "Kia Boys" think it's cool to steal cars (Kias and Hyundais, mostly, because they're easiest) and speed while deliberately swerving with their associates hanging out the windows. The top video was shot by the owner of the black truck that the car ended up hitting. A child on the school bus was seriously injured; the Kia Boy who was hanging out the passenger side window reportedly died.
But there is good news: the Kia Boys thought it would also be cool to allow themselves to be the subject of the second video, which was posted on Youtube and has allowed the police to make arrests. Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of having a death wish -- and no doubt they're blaming the author of the second video for being a snitch...

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Why Right Wing Humor Is No Laughing Matter
DU 2012: Why Aren't There More Conservative Comedians?DU 2014: Another Conservative Daily Show Launches -- and Divebombs
Welcome to the club, Gutfeld -- and congrats on helping score a trifecta.

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