Andy Borowitz!!!

The Daily Dread - Tracking the spread, 3/4/21

All times Pacific, source: Johns Hopkins/NBC News

The stats are coming in with much less frequency these days. But here's where we are today/tonight...

At 10:38am - thumbnails only
Confirmed cases US - 28.9 million
Deaths US - 521,279
People fully vaccinated - 26,957,804


At 8:49pm
Confirmed cases US - 28.9 million
Deaths US - 522,627
People fully vaccinated - 27,795,980

THANK YOU, Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!

All ten of mine, also!

Yes indeedy!

I would think ANYONE who worked in the Capitol, and had their lives literally threatened on January 6th, would want these seditious schmucks incarcerated for LIFE.

If they're walking free, they're a menace to society - ALL of it, not just the parts they think they hate.

LOCK HIM UP. LOCK 'EM ALL UP.

GOOD. They've earned every nanosecond of it.

As others here (myself included) have noted:

Call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulance!

Somebody call the WAAAAAAAAAHmbulance!

No kidding.

Welcome to DU, zebrapa!

Oh LORDY! SAVE us from the tan suit!!!

Lock him up.