Aristus
Aristus's JournalFriday Night Kinky And Perverted Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything kinky and perverted.
In other words, pretty much like any other Friday night drinking thread...
(the real Friday Night thread will be up sometime before 7pm tonight. See you all then...)
Last night's drinking thread was a bust.
Was it the rum, guys? Nobody like rum?
I've got vodka back in stock now; Smirnoff Orange. I'll crack the bottle next Friday. Hope everyone can make it.
And of course: I love you all...
Friday Night Rum Buzz. Ask me anything.
I’m currently reading a book about Caribbean culture, generously packed with delicious recipes for an astounding variety of Caribbean foods.
Thought I’d get in the spirit with a tropical beverage, a Captain and Ginger; spiced rum, simple syrup, and Ginger beer.
I love you all…
If Crybaby Kyle is acquitted,
there’s going to be a huge surge in “shoot ‘n’ sob” murders in this country.
I’m so sick of these quasi-humans and their Rambo-movie intellects…
Stayed home from work today.
It’s just getting so exhausting…
Trying to enjoy a little me-time today…
"Everybody eats when they come to my house."
That old advertising slogan sure is true at Chéz Aristus.
My grandson’s transgender friends are visiting. We made up a big mess of pasta and sauce for their dinner.
Homemade brownies for dessert.
LGBTQ people are safe when they come to my house.
Friday Night Martini on the rocks Buzz.
Ask me anything.
Hella day at work today. If you have tears, prepare to shed them. Do not read past this point if you do not wish to shed them.
But I need some DU therapy…
New patients today. A refugee family from Afghanistan. All of them suffering from anxiety and PTSD. The mother and father have four children but only got three of them out. Their daughter is still there.
Their son was beaten mercilessly by the Taliban. I saw the scars.
That’s all I can talk about right now…
I love you all…
Whew! The clinic goes months without a case of syphilis, then BAM! Three cases in one week!
Jeepers, guys! Wear a condom, will you?
Yesterday, a patient asked me the stupidest question I think I've ever heard.
"How do I get rid of these nicotine stains on my fingers and teeth?"
It took everything I had not to 
"Simple. Quit smoking."
It was pretty much the embodiment of the joke I've been telling for years:
"Doc, I'll do anything to get healthy!"
"Okay. Quit smoking."
"......Okay, I'll do anything but that!......"
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