Aristus

Aristus's Journal

March 11, 2022

There are two kinds of Fridays in clinical medicine.

1. Slammed. Everyone wants their little aches and pains looked at before the weekend.
2. Slow. Everyone is getting an early start to the weekend.

My schedule was jam-packed when I got to work today, and started off busy. Had a few no shows since then, so it's anybody's guess what kind of day it will end up being.

I'm on call tonight, so no Friday Night drinking thread...

I love you all...

March 5, 2022

Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

I love you all…

March 4, 2022

I'm on-call all next week. I set my ring tone to the theme from 'The Mandalorian'.

So when I get a call at 3am, at least I can enjoy the music.

March 4, 2022

I have a patient on my schedule today coming in for cognitive testing.

The scheduler wrote down "cognotive testing."

I'm not sure what to say to the scheduler...

March 2, 2022

I didn't watch the SOTU because I knew the repukes would be disrespectful to President Biden.

And I was right...

The adults deserted the GOP decades ago, and left their snotty, bone-stupid, badly-behaved, unsocialized brats behind...

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Gender: Male
Hometown: Puyallup, Washington
Member since: 2001
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About Aristus

I truly believe that we will all live in peace and brotherhood someday. And so that I don't lose my faith in humanity, I will live my life as if that day had already happened.

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