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Aristus

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Gender: Male
Hometown: Puyallup, Washington
Member since: 2001
Number of posts: 57,720

About Me

I truly believe that we will all live in peace and brotherhood someday. And so that I don't lose my faith in humanity, I will live my life as if that day had already happened.

Journal Archives

Yesterday, a patient asked me the stupidest question I think I've ever heard.

"How do I get rid of these nicotine stains on my fingers and teeth?"

It took everything I had not to

"Simple. Quit smoking."

It was pretty much the embodiment of the joke I've been telling for years:

"Doc, I'll do anything to get healthy!"

"Okay. Quit smoking."

"......Okay, I'll do anything but that!......"

Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

I love you all…



Had to lock the clinic down. Crazy guy with a hatchet out there.

At least it's not a gun...

Cops are on the way...

Enjoying a nice vodka and tonic tonight.

How is everyone doing out there?

I love you all…

Finally. My week on-call is officially over.

I’m good until December.

Join me for a drink tonight!…

Lockdown is over. Mrs. Aristus is all right and on her way home.

Thank you everyone for your support and kind words...

Mrs. Aristus is in lockdown at her clinic. Active shooter in the neighborhood.

Just talked to her; she's all right. She and her colleagues are behind three locked doors.

Hope they get the guy soon...

Twenty years at DU. Thank you all for being you.

I love you all...

Here's to the next twenty...

Friday Night Single-Malt Buzz.

Just poured the last of my bottle of Lagavulin. That’s because I’m getting a new bottle for my birthday.

I love you all…

Friday Night Vodka-Buzz. Ask me anything.

Last night of the conference. Getting my hours in.

Now, just relaxing...

I love you all...

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