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December 31, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XL. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("I'm still looking for a 'sky-hook'" ) Trump is saying: "Get this right for once, okay. . . . I'm not saying I think I'm better than God. I know I'm better than God, . . . and for once good reason: . . . God doesn't tweet!"
December 27, 2020

Bringing Out the Worst in Us, 24/7. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is saying "It's not fair using what I say or do against me. . . You guys should have to make up your own stuff!"
December 24, 2020

The Certainties of Donald Trump. . . Please come CAPTION the pathos of our current resident!



PresiDented (Morbidly Obese Ego) Trump is saying: "Even though McConnell, Pence, Barr, the whole world has turned against me, I knew you'd stay by my side. . . . That's the one thing I always knew for sure, right Melania? . . . Right Melania? . . . Melania?"
December 22, 2020

"It's the My Pillow guy!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Lindell!!!



Mike Lindell is saying: "It's the leftists at Fox News that won't let us talk about the Dominion voting machines. . . . They made up an excuse about being sued and not having any proof. . . . Thank God Newsmax isn't so craven and cowardly. . . . Why Dominion single highhandedly changed over one million votes in swing states in order to . . . Hey, what happened to my feed? . . . It's like I got cut off. . . . What the hell happened? . . . Sebastian, Sebastian, can you hear me?"



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Above CAPTION based on Lindell's recent reception on Newsmax:

https://www.mediamatters.org/sebastian-gorka/amidst-defamation-threats-newsmax-host-cuts-guest-spewing-dominion-conspiracy
December 21, 2020

None dare call it reason. . . . Please come CAPTION Michael Flynn!!



Michael ("I thought you were supposed to lie to the F.B.I." ) Flynn is saying: "Sidney's right Mr. President. If you don't want to call it 'martial law,' we could call it 'get to know your troops.' . . . Or maybe something snappier like 'protected voting' with slogans like 'Fighting for Your Democracy' and 'Make My Election Day, Punk.' . . . I'll bet Eastwood would make an ad! . . . We need to do something to save democracy!"
December 19, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XL. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



PresiDented Trump is thinking: "Geez, less than thirty-three days to give away the country. . . . So much to do!"
December 15, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("It's a free country . . . for me" )Trump is saying: "Very strong evidence of voting fraud is coming in even as we speak, especially about the voting machines. . . . One source, a man named John Donne, a very smart person, dean or something over in England, said 'death shall have no Dominion,' and if death won't have it . . . or even Texas, you've got big problems, . . . huge problems! . . . By the way, I'm still waiting for Biden's concession call."
December 15, 2020

The straw that broke the camel's back. . . . Please come CAPTION Bill Barr!!!



Bill ("Never too much pie!" ) Barr is saying: "Listen, when I found Russian intelligence agents on his roladex, I held my tongue. . . . When evidence emerged that he had the mob take care of Jeffrey Epstein, I looked the other way. . . . When phone taps on convicted criminals indicated he was selling pardons, I didn't do a thing. . . . But when he said Catholics were far easier to corrupt than Protestants. . . . Well, let's just say it was time to go."
December 12, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XXXVIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("I'm still the winner!" ) Trump is saying: "So now the deep state has turned The Supreme Court of the United States into a cheerleader line for Joe Biden! . . . That leaves me no alternative! I'd got to call in a few favors from God. . . . He owes me . . . big time. . . I just can't figure out if I want an asteroid shower, a crew of ninja assassins, or the earth to open and swallow Joe Biden. . . . Whatever's best for America!"
December 10, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XXXVII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented Trump is saying: "Hello, Justice Barrett. . . . Is it alright if I call you 'Amy'? . . . . Well, anyway, Justice Barrett I just called to wish you a Merry Christmas and wish you all the best this year and for the foreseeable future . . . . Especially your love ones, I hope they all save safe. . . . Think of it, seven beautiful children! . . . I'm hoping nothing bad happens to them. . . . Well I gotta go, there are a number of more calls to make. . . . Best wishes, Justice Garrett. . . . And please take care of your children. . . . Try to make sure nothing bad happens to them. That would be tragic."

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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