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August 25, 2020

The Wicked Witch from Fox. . . . Please come CAPTION Kimberly Guilfoyle!

Kimberly Guilfoyle is saying: "Joe Biden has trained rats to kill your children in their sleep. He's going to institute poor houses all over America to put the middle class into slavery. And he's going to sell our country to China. . . . It's not exaggeration if its true!"

August 24, 2020

"Can I buy back my soul?" . . . Please come CAPTION Kellyann Conway!!!

Kellyann ("Are you a doctor?" ) Conway is saying: "Don't be silly. I'm leaving the administration simply to spend or more time with my family. . . . Maybe in a year or two they might start talking to me again."

August 16, 2020

Mulligan stew on the links . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "It's a terrible day anytime you lose a brother, . . . and I couldn't be more broken up about it, believe me."

August 11, 2020

"'And when I say Biden wants to hurt God,' I don't mean . . .' Come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDentedd Trump is saying: "'And when I say Biden wants to hurt God,' I don't mean he wants to give Him a little wedgie or put some dog-shit in his sandwich; I mean he really wants to do God some serious damage like tie Him up and tattoo sayings like 'Black Lives Matter' or 'Don't Shoot!' all over him, or shove bamboo silvers beneath his toenails, or make him dance in airports for money until he drops. . . . Just so you know."

August 9, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XXXV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "And if Biden gets in, he plans to hurt God as bad as he can. . . . Somebody has leaked his sophisticated scientific-metaphysical plans to capture God and torture him mercilessly. . . . It's impossible to believe!!!"

August 5, 2020

Profiles in Perfidy, XXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented ("Testes are overrated" )Trump is saying: "You can't do that, Jonathan. You can't do that. Comparing deaths by population is like a dissecting a black hole; you'll never come out the other side. . . . . There's no light in there. . . . Everybody knows that. . . . You have to compare them to whatever it says here on this chart. . . . It's just like I said: we're right on top of it!"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).