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Atticus

Atticus's Journal
Atticus's Journal
May 17, 2020

Ladies and gentlemen---the President of the United States:

"I'm rubber; you're glue!
Bounces off me and sticks to you!
NEENER-NEENER!"

Questions?

May 17, 2020

A report from the trenches:

Our local paper printed a news item concerning Covid 19 testing now being available at one of our medical facilities.

FIRST Facebook comment: "Great! Good to finally have testing available!"

SECOND Facebook comment: "No! Only if you are sick. If have too many positives, governor will keep us shut down!"

Again, welcome to my world.

May 16, 2020

Hay Trump fans!! Sumers jes bout hear an that meens---Trump RAllys!11

Let's see if we can brake sum moore recurds bout how minny of us can skweez inta sum o those big ol staydeeums! Itll be great to stan in them long lines with a croud of people that Luvs mr Trump as much---All most!---and I do! An what a plezhur it'll be to be able to grete fokes with a hansheak or a hugg! AN NOT A WON OF THOZE DAM MASKS IN SITE!!1

Lets all clime back on that Trump Trane!! MAGA! MAGA! (cough!---hack!---spit!)


"Please proceed".

May 16, 2020

So, Georgia has a problem with an invasion of four and a half foot lizards that eat "anything

they want".

I wonder---could they trap a couple dozen and release them on the Mar-A -Lago grounds?

May 16, 2020

No one in the Obama administration asked that Gen. Flynn be "unmasked".

Several, though,did ask that the unnamed US citizen who was having frequent extended telephone conversations with Putin's ambassador be unmasked and that Putin pal turned out to be Flynn.

I have no doubt that Trump and his base are too damn stupid to understand that if Biden, Brennan and others had KNOWN it was Flynn talking with Kislyak, there would have been no need to "unmask" him. But, do you know who DOES understand that? BARR---and that means that what the others do ignorantly, he does intentionally.

In a just world, Mr. Barr would die in prison. To quote his boss: "We'll see what happens."

May 15, 2020

Some good news and some bad news:

The GOOD---Trump announced today that a "fully approved" Corona virus vaccine will be publicly available by year's end.

The BAD----The vaccine will be produced by the Clorox Company and will be "fully approved" by Eric Trump.

May 15, 2020

I'm so relieved! Apparently, if I just never get another PSA test, I'll not have to worry

about prostate cancer. Tests = cases; no test = no case.

Who knew?

May 15, 2020

With apologies to Mighty Mouse upon the unfurling of the new "Space Force" flag:

Mister Trouble always hangs around
When he hears this boastful sound.

"Here I come to save the day"

That means that Tiny Hands is on his way.
Yes sir, when it's time to choose a side
Tiny Hands will run and hide.
On the sea or out in space
He will cater go his base!

May 15, 2020

When building a house, one does not schedule delivery of the shingles and gutters for

the first day on the job site. In due time, the builders will need lumber and bricks and pipe and wiring and, eventually, shingles and guttering. But, before any of this can be used, you need a foundation. The best carpenters and plumbers and electricians in the land will be wasting their time and talent if they attempt to build without a solid foundation upon which everything they do will rest.

A sane, intelligent and caring POTUS in the White House is the foundation for any successful national undertaking. As long as the waste of skin now in the White House---aided and abetted by those in the GOP brothel---continues to spew hatred and nonsense, we not only have no foundation to build on, we have a site manager who claims "the dog ate my blueprints!"

Trump is quicksand. Joe is solid bedrock.

May 14, 2020

When do we stop backing up? When do WE stand OUR ground? When do we respond to

threats from these MAGATs with a steely-eyed "Bring it."

They object to being ordered to wear masks when shopping and threaten violence? "Oh, excuse us all to hell. The order is cancelled!"

Armed militia creeps invade the Michigan legislature and shout threats: no arrests. The next week, they return "armed to the teeth" ( their words ) and---the legislature cancels the session and stays away.

A salon owner defies her state's order to close, she is arrested, put in jail and then released the next day because too many thugs were raising hell and threatening more protests. "We don't want to make a martyr out of her" was the reason given for ignoring her defiance.

We are not being seen as "the adults in the room". We are being seen as patsies---too weak and cowardly to stand up for our beliefs.

Either laws and orders mean something or they don't. If they don't, let's quit pretending and admit it's "Lord of the Flies" time.

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