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GoneOffShore

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January 9, 2023

I feel like there should be a 60,000 mile tune-up available for humans.

I'm going in for an abdominal hernia operation today, the result of the laparoscopic prostatectomy five years ago (Not malpractice, just aging muscles giving way).
I've been told by my ophthalmologist that cataract surgery is on the horizon - "I can give you the most perfect glasses in the world, but if the windows are dirty, they aren't going to help. You're past 70. Things fall off and don't work as well". Just my luck to get an ironic French doctor.
The little 'taches' (actinic keratoses) on my forehead are going to have to come off.
And let's not even go on about the 'stress urination' when sneezing or laughing due to the lack of a second washer which came out when the prostate came out.
It would be great if we could get a tune up at 50 to keep this crap from happening.

December 31, 2022

Four Strong Winds - Ian & Sylvia

Ian Tyson died this week. He was 89.

December 12, 2022

Amazing J&B Scotch commercial in Spanish.

You may tear up -

December 12, 2022

Origin of My Country Tis of Thee

Fascinating origin of the tune "God Save the King/Queen", which is also "My Country Tis of Thee"..... it was originally composed by Lully for Louis XIV, so it's French in origin!!!
Particularly weird that it was written to celebrate the king's recovery from surgery ....for an anal fistula.

December 10, 2022

England vs France - Live on TFI - at 20:30 hours CET - SPOILERS

Just started watching at 34 minutes in - France 1 - England 0

November 30, 2022

Christine McVie, Fleetwood Mac singer-songwriter, dies aged 79

Christine McVie, who played with Fleetwood Mac and wrote some of their most famous songs, has died aged 79, her family has said.

www.bbc.com

The British singer-songwriter was behind hits including Little Lies, Everywhere, Don't Stop, Say You Love Me, and Songbird.

She died peacefully at a hospital in the company of her family, a statement said.

McVie left Fleetwood Mac after 28 years in 1998 but returned in 2014.
November 27, 2022

What cities don't have songs written about them?

There are multiple songs about New York, San Francisco, Paris, London, Chicago, even Detroit.

But some cities get no love.

I mean, has anyone really written a song about how wonderful Philadelphia is? Or Baltimore? Or Seattle?


November 20, 2022

Not watching the opening of the World Cup, but someone described it thusly:

Trying to watch the World Cup opening ceremonies from Catarrh.
Question...are there ANY women in that country?
At all?
And the dance routines look like the siege of Gondor staged by Bob Fosse.


No women, no booze, and can’t be gay. No wonder it’s not a tourist hotspot.
November 13, 2022

Bands that don't exist, but should - add your own


Dinosaur Vagabonds

Sweating Urea

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Name: Sam
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Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
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About GoneOffShore

Moved to France in September of 2018 after buying our apartment in 2017 after the debacle of the election. We're glad to be here, but we continue to be involved with what's happening in the US.
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