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The 14th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil is happening in GD
Please proceed to this thread to determine the overall champion:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214393158
The winner will be announced at Midnight.
Welcome to the 14th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil Show Down
You all have spoken: Two assholes enter, one asshole will leave the victor for 2020.
Welcome to The Thunderdome!
For the next twelve hours, this battle will proceed to determine the worst of the worst:
1. Stephen "Junior Goebbels" Miller
Or,
2. Addison Mitchell "Moscow Yertle" McConnell
Choose well and remember to vote!
Welcome to the 14th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil Part Two
As always, this Festivity is Dedicated to The Rotting and Desiccated
Corpse of the dirtiest of dirty GOPr ratfuckers, the Late H. Lee Atwater
Since we have a large amount of nominations this year, we'll have a playoff between the two top vote getters for the grand prize winner in about 12 hours.
1. Stephen "Junior Goebbels" Miller
2. Scott "Who?" Baio
3. The Boogaloo Bois and Proud Boys "Vanilla Isis" Domestic Terrorists
4. Rupert "Cthulhu" Murdoch
5. Matt "DUI" Gaetz
6. KellyAnne "Pinnociette" Conway
7. Betsy "Cruella" DeVos
8. Tucker "Yep, He's Still A Nazi" Carlson
Vote well, everyone, and ALWAYS remember...
Welcome to the 14th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil Part One
As always, this Festivity is Dedicated to The Rotting and Desiccated
Corpse of the dirtiest of dirty GOPr ratfuckers, the Late H. Lee Atwater
The crack of Midnight (UTC-4)? plus a few yields another Halloween Eve, DEVIL'S NIGHT, my children. The time when creepy crawlies reap all kinds of mischief. So, for the next twenty-four scintillating hours, it's a time for all of you to play...
Welcome to the event that makes your pre-Halloween celebration the joyous occasion that it certainly is, you ghosts and goblins, you… It's time for The 14th Annual Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil! (Insert evil, echoing cackle here.)
In this forth and hopefully final full year of suffering under real life evils, these festivities continue to have a special meaning for all of us. These circumstances have yielded quite a collection of evil actors too chose from, a veritable bumper crop of despicable Right Wing characters, delivered straight from Central Casting. A true collection of real life HORROR. (More evil, echoing cackling). Has there ever been a more horrifying collection of Scary Monsters hellbent on ruining everyone's lives before?
Why do I ask that question every year? They're always bad, so I must. But now, they seem so much worse. Much, much, much more worse.
As you know, the winner who will be chosen by all of you and will be announced at Midnight ET on Halloween, when the Rotting and Desiccated Corpse of the Late H. Lee Atwater will rise from his grave in South Carolina and hand out the award with his boney hands. That's tonight (East Coast time, of course).
Last year's winner, as you may remember, was The Entire Republican "Trump's Cult" Party. MAGAts with maggots, as it were and the recipient of the Sixth Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil was Addison Mitchell "Moscow Yertle" McConnell. Let's give others a chance this year, shall we?
What am I saying? Trump infests this year's selection and he stands a huge chance of taking it again this year. We'll, see, shall we?
Tonight, before the tolling of the Witching Hour that will signal another glorious Halloween, we'll all place our votes for the people that you have nominated.
After what we've all had to endure this year, it may seem as if the outcome will be obvious, but we have so many horrid little evil creatures to choose from. Use your vote well. Also, I'd like to take this time to announce that we'll be awarding the Seventh Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil to "Leningrad" Lindsey Graham,. Seeing how the award is shaped, it's long overdue for this guy. So, we're gonna rectify that.
Since we have a large amount of nominations this year, we'll have a playoff between the two top vote getters for the grand prize winner in about 12 hours.
Anyway, let's do this thing:
From your nominations, here is your collection of walking, talking Creature Features for your perusal. Your vote will determine who receives this year's auspicious award. You nominated some of these evil bastards earlier and I added the rest:
1. The Donald J. "Cheetolini Shitgibbon" Trump
2. Addison Mitchell "Moscow Yertle" McConnell
3. "Leningrad" Lindsey Graham
4. Louis "No-Joy" DeJoy
5.Dennis "Professor Propaganda" Prager
6. Bob "Mr. Fix-It" Barr
7. Ted "Carnival" Cruz
8. Rush "Pig Boy" Limbaugh"
Vote well, everyone, and ALWAYS remember...
Is it just my observation...
Or does it seem like the Trump apocalyptic death cultists, RWNJ media bozos and Republican political hacks are all coming apart at the seams?
Even the Russian trolls are half-assing it this close to the election. None of their imported fabricated anti-Biden propaganda is resonating outside of the psycho-wackjobosphere.
I swear that I can smell their flop sweat and desperation all the way up here in Michigan.
I do worry about the domestic terrorist wannabes though. Although it seems that the authorities have been keeping these murderous assholes under wraps so far, I’m afraid that not all of them will be caught in time. Fingers and toes crossed.
But as far as Trump’s base not having any joy in Dumbfuckistan, at this point, I’d lay odds that they all choosing their preferred Kool-Aid flavor by the barrelful. That is, if the super-spreader event induced ‘Rona doesn’t get them first.
YeAh, boyeee! Let’s really give ‘em all something to cry about, ya dig?
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