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Mr. Scorpio
Mr. Scorpio's Journal
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April 26, 2013
High Times…
April 26, 2013
Taa-DAHH!
April 26, 2013
The worst fears of conservatives have come to fruition…
The worst fears of conservatives have come to fruition after New Zealands approval of gay marriage suddenly and unexpectedly resulted in polygamy, bestiality and inter-species marriage.
We were warned about the slippery slope but just didnt believe it, lamented New Zealands president Peter Jackson. If only we had listened to conservative christians, my daughter would not now be married to two horses and a rooster. Truly the fabric of civilization is unraveling before our very eyes!
Reports of nearly 500 human to fish weddings such as the one pictured above are flooding in, with the number expected to increase. Richard Dawkins went online with apologetic words as he reported that due to spawning methods, Fish-People will soon outnumber humans in the region by 30 to 1, taking our jobs and eventually learning to feast upon the flesh of man until our species is no more and the Fish-People rule the Earth. Attempts to overturn the destructive gay marriage law have been unsuccessful as the law was sealed into place with a magic Maori love song.
We fucking told you, said Pope Francis, We god damn fucking told you this would happen.
http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/48889511233/the-worst-fears-of-conservatives-have-come-to
We were warned about the slippery slope but just didnt believe it, lamented New Zealands president Peter Jackson. If only we had listened to conservative christians, my daughter would not now be married to two horses and a rooster. Truly the fabric of civilization is unraveling before our very eyes!
Reports of nearly 500 human to fish weddings such as the one pictured above are flooding in, with the number expected to increase. Richard Dawkins went online with apologetic words as he reported that due to spawning methods, Fish-People will soon outnumber humans in the region by 30 to 1, taking our jobs and eventually learning to feast upon the flesh of man until our species is no more and the Fish-People rule the Earth. Attempts to overturn the destructive gay marriage law have been unsuccessful as the law was sealed into place with a magic Maori love song.
We fucking told you, said Pope Francis, We god damn fucking told you this would happen.
http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/48889511233/the-worst-fears-of-conservatives-have-come-to
April 25, 2013
I'm all for installing an active water boarding exhibit in that atrocious library…
I'm sure that you can figure out the rest.
April 24, 2013
"I gotta take this. It's from Gettysburg…"
April 24, 2013
If Ammo Were Regulated As Sudafed…
April 24, 2013
Relaxation: Advanced Level
April 24, 2013
Cat-to-English translation manual:
April 24, 2013
Protecting Jesus AND America!
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