Televangelist laughs like a lunatic at media calling Biden the winner.

Laughs like a lunatic? This guy IS a fucking lunatic! As is his looney followers.

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1325513157926932480

A song clip for the Trumps.

I hope everyone that’s outside the White House right now starts singing it.

"The vaccine is here!"

Crying Eric Trump Asks Father If They Are Poor Now

WASHINGTON—Following Donald Trump’s defeat in the 2020 presidential election, a crying Eric Trump reportedly asked his father Friday if they were poor now.

“Daddy, I’m scared. Are we all out of money now that you’re not president no more?” asked Eric, 36, wiping away tears and snot from his face as he struggled to shatter his Minecraft piggy bank.

“I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have go get jobs now? I don’t want to be poor and smelly, but I don’t even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I don’t want it to stop.”

At press time, a famished Eric Trump was sobbing while attempting to cut a leather shoe with a knife and fork.

https://www.theonion.com/crying-eric-trump-asks-father-if-they-poor-now-1845595787/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Thank you Onion for keeping my sanity over this four year nightmare.

Predictable tweet from dumbfuck Dinesh D'Souza.

Donald Trump Jr. Refuses To Step Down From Post Of President's Oldest Son

WASHINGTON—Bucking centuries of precedent with a decision not to participate in the peaceful transfer of his authority, Donald Trump Jr. has refused to step down from his post as the president’s oldest son, sources confirmed Wednesday.

“I, Don Trump Jr.—or, I should now say, Don Biden Jr.—will continue to fulfill my duties as the president’s eldest male offspring regardless of any attempts to unseat me or render my position illegitimate,” the 42-year-old real estate heir told reporters, saying he looked forward to promoting president-elect Joe Biden’s personal brand and to spending holidays with the first family, during which he hoped to bond with his “new siblings” Hunter and Ashley.

“In this tumultuous time, the nation needs continuity, and through my proven experience as the president’s first male issue, I can provide that. Let me be clear: I am the commander-in-chief’s very special boy, and I will continue in this role for four more years. I’ve already filed a lawsuit to halt the installation of any other person in my position and, if necessary, will pursue this matter all the way to the Supreme Court.”

At press time, the U.S. Supreme Court had issued a summary judgment declaring that the last person to claim the post of president’s oldest son had never officially stepped down, and thus the role still rightfully belonged to George W. Bush.

https://politics.theonion.com/donald-trump-jr-refuses-to-step-down-from-post-of-pres-1845531608

Gotta laugh at Drudge's headline.

Bet Donnie’s head is exploding right now.

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/1325114778566549510

NBC: Vote leads as of 8:14am Saturday

Someone having fun with Paula White video.

Interesting question, Gary.