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I had a serious thought this morning

as I was sitting on the can.

After this idiot and his minions are finally removed/retired/exiled, whatever it takes, we need to erect a statue of P T Barnum next to the Statue of Liberty, of equal height, and inscribe his famous line, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

Truer words never spoken. They eclipse the poetic sentiments on Lady Liberty and reflect the truth of the matter and thus, of Humanity. And the worst part, the WORST part is that it will happen again without doubt. You know how you know this? Because even liberals were suggesting celebrities including, but not limited to Oprah Winfrey for President. It’s all just so insane.

So the joke goes:

Trump takes this woman out on a first date. They go to his restaurant for Trump Steaks, takes a ride in Central Park where he shows her Trump Plaza, then takes her back to her hotel where he says to her, “Hey baby, how about a goodnight fuck?”

She replies, “OK. Goodnight, Fuck.”

Wait...WTF???

Shouldn’t it be “it started out as a mountain but turned out to be a molehill”?
Not “mouse”?

President Malaprop.

Oh so he's gonna testify...and that's gonna solve everything

just like his report solved everything, just like Trump couldn't possibly win the election.

I've heard all this before...when I see the militia take Trump, Pence, and McConnell off to jail then I'll believe that something's gonna work out right for the Good Guys.

It is Lucy with the Football once again...
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