Where's the option for "We stop taking ourselves so god-damn seriously"?

Okay... I'm categorically opposed to greedy relatives AND I think kittehs are cute as all get-out.

But their brains are tiny and they are the products of hundreds of millions of years of evolution to be one thing, and one thing only- predators.

Short answer, if you were 6" tall instead of 6', Snookums might not give a shit about your bank account, but she would be more than happy to bat you senseless and then eat you in a most gruesome fashion.

So let's not anthropomorphize the sweet altruism of the feline too much.

Unlike you morally deficient bottom-feeders, I ***never*** do that.

You should all strive for my superior level of non-superiority.