January 15, 2017

Karaoke Machine Backs Out of Performing at Inauguration: Borowitz reports

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s plans for a triumphal Inauguration were upended over the weekend when a karaoke machine that had been engaged to perform at the event abruptly backed out.

In an official statement, the karaoke machine said that it was withdrawing because it “did not want my participation at the Inauguration to in any way be construed as an endorsement of Donald Trump.”

The President-elect wasted no time in lashing out at the karaoke machine, taking to Twitter in the early hours of the morning to call the entertainment device a “loser” and “sad.”

But Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s adviser, attempted to minimize the machine’s departure in an appearance on Fox News. “Naturally, we’re disappointed in the karaoke machine’s decision, but we still have Jackie Evancho,” she said.



www.borowitzreport.com

January 12, 2017

Curb -URINE- thusiasm (phrase is courtesy of Trevor Noah)

and then there's this conversation which showed up in my inbox

NIXON:No way you can pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did

TRUMP: Hold my beer

NIXON: Wait! This isn't beer.

January 12, 2017

President BHO is not the only one I'll miss! There is also Joe Biden.

January 12, 2017

Found on Facebook: Cheaper and more valuable than Trump's "Wall"

January 11, 2017

What needed to happen at the press conference --- maybe we can learn for next time

Mr. Trump disrespected the reporter from CNN - and then threatened him with removal should he ask a question in spite of being told by Trump not to.

The entire press corps should have stood up and left.

That's a way to deal with a bully.

January 11, 2017

Listening to the missing meat of the "presser" opening statement of Mister Trump

greatest - real - tremendous - beautiful - amazing - massive - a lot of good news coming - phantastic - truly - top of the line - great - be greatly impressed

I will now take a nap and wait for all this bounty to attach itself to something real.

January 11, 2017

Was planning to post this visual after the President's speech,

but I can already tell I will be too emotional then.

January 7, 2017

So many things along the way remind me of Bernie

Like this car door on my walk through the Southern Snow this morning.
Note, there are even tiny rivers of tears running down.

January 7, 2017

Lola in the Southern Snow "I'm supposed to do what, exactly?"

January 6, 2017

Finally we learn what "Replace Obamacare" really means / New Yorker cartoon

It says our Health insurance is being replaced by a series of tweets calling us losers.

Daily Cartoon / The New Yorker / by Emily Flake Jan 5/2017