The Piano

Not Quite Full...

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne. Life is great.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

Spring Flowers

Tonight's Waxing Gibbous Moon...

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***Congratulations to the Winners of the Seasonal Contest: Winter***

The Moon tonight, March 18, 2021. Waxing Crescent

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***March Photo Contest: Winter*** Finals Thread

These ten photos have made it into the final round, and you get to decide who is the Best! Please vote for your favorite and feel free to leave comments. We love them!


Snowy River Colne


A Warm Spot on a Cold Day


Icy Art


Winter Fog at Sunrise


Grey on Grey


Winter on Shasta


2 am Winter Driveway


Silver Creek Preserve


Evening Snowfall


Squirrel!