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I'm so tired of this Sturm und Drang in media headlines "launched at" us for two years. What the fuck ever happened to "responded", "replied", "rebutted" or even "retorted"? Every one of those words they overuse (promiscuously) evokes PAIN.

2 years is way too long for these ugly, divisive people to be in our heads. We're going to come out of this (please Jesus) with PTSD, as adrenalin junkies, or as raging alcoholics if we're not vigilantly safeguarding our sanity.

"I think... no, I am positive...

that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."

Cher's good at that.

Good luck eating out in a restaurant, Susan.

After drawing out your misogynistic rhetoric, what seems like hours of it, before dumping us on a greased slide to hell. Everyone will know who you are. I suppose you like drama. It works both ways.

Did someone say some hours ago BK watched Ford's testimony? And did Kamala Harris ask him

under oath if he saw Ford's testimony and he denied it? Isn't that perjury?

Did anyone else hear that he'd watched it?

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.


Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.


It'S not gonna happen without the ShrineRZ!!!1!!1!

AMIRITE? No Shriners in wee cars, no military parade.

Did Warner-Bros. direct this entire past year & a half?

I feel like I'm watching Wile E. Coyote pumping his legs in midair, with the break off of a cliff 2 feet behind behind him & nothing underneath. It's as if we've entered such a lawless realm in the knowable world, gravity's next under attack. That's Warner Brothers Physics; the slippery coyote hasn't outwitted dinner, he's "gonna die again" but he's figured out how to PAUSE IN MIDAIR long enough to pull out a teeny umbrella & open it. Or accept his fate w/a sign: "that's all, folks". Another buffoony character makes it Rabbit/Duck season suddenly. There's been a time warp.

I'm seeing all of this through a cartoonist's point of view. The whole "How are they getting away with it?" aspect of this past year is so baffling. How is is possible the Republicans can be so BLATANTLY stupid/evil/successful at the issuance of every outrageous move?? How on earth can that dumb stump sign his name on something awful, and MAKE IT SO? How can their famous Republican Denial be allowed to work on us the way it does? You can't really even drag ACME into this, unless you want a fairly accurate description of trump's wasteful-as-shit "defense" spending.

Who's "we"?

So. What're these guys saving up for, anyway? One foot in the grave.

Another on a banana peel. I look at the greediest of them, like Mitch "Would You People Just Die Already" McConnell. What does he want to buy, so BADLY, he thinks nothing of destroying the rest of the world. The entire world except for his immediate periphery to the core. What could be so...fabulous??? Look at him. How much more oxygen will he be allowed to choke up before he perishes? Time's a-wastin.

And that other one. Every time we SEE him he looks like he's going to *STROKE OUT**!!!!
He'd better go ahead & buy that super-expensive gewgaw or whatever it is, chop chop. He went to all that trouble. What's it going to be? I'm curious. He's leaving America for dead, so this had better be a really, really, really neat toy.

If I saw this photo of these two people & I didn't know them,

I'd be completely baffled. I'd think, "There's a beautiful -looking woman. Nice shades. What the everlovin FUCK is she doing next to that stupid idiot, and why is he looking directly at the sun and pointing at it, as if trying to identify it? He appears to be an adult. Doesn't he know better? She should probably ease away slowly before this weirdo does something just totally embarrassing."

(edited to add photo)
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