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Cafe Cat

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Hometown: North-east Cackalacky
Member since: Sat Feb 12, 2005, 12:40 PM
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Nancy Pelosi: The Look

What a stunning woman, all around.

For my dearest soft-spoken, female friends: Mini-megaphones on keychains.

Nothing's quite inspired me to the spirit of giving like the witnesses I saw at the Impeachment hearings. Nothing. The ideas were there in the back of my head- how can I show my appreciation and high regard, my admiration & love to these women friends of mine? I'm talking about women as precise and gifted at speaking as Marie Yovanovitch and Fiona Hill. And the insane number of times they've been interrupted & shouted over by shrill men with booming or grating, loud voices. The Jim-fucking-Jordans.

Each bag I'm putting this in is going to be pink, & labeled "Feminine Protection". I'm adding pepper spray, a referee's whistle, and a pink knitted pussy-hat to each bag.

I never knew about mini megaphones, though, keychain sized! They run about $10 to $14. You can tell I'm extra- excited about that, can't you? Being constantly interrupted/shouted over by the Jim-fucking-Jordans of the world has been the bane of my (and my friends') existence. One of my greatest fantasies is a calm, purposeful female voice delivering articulate 100 decibel coolness and authority over the loud yakking. It may be the only thing that works.
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