My wife felt like she'd seen a new caring considerate side to me after I spent the day making treats for the Halloween callers yesterday.

I really hope they appreciated my home made toffee onions.

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I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.

It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.

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Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves...

and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats.

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Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my wife, "Honey there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?"

She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost."

My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.

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Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.

What is an optimistic vampire’s favorite drink?
B Positive.

What are ghosts' favourite streets?
Dead ends

Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
The What-wolves and the When-wolves.

What happens when two vampires meet?
It’s love at first bite!

Read more at https://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm#bsEJf7EMFb3cRtu1.99

Source: wALL STREET JOURNAL

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was among administration officials who listened in on the July 25 phone call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, a senior State Department official said Monday, a disclosure that ties the State Department more closely to the House impeachment inquiry.

Mr. Pompeo’s participation on the call hasn’t been previously reported. Last week, a State Department official disputed the contention in a complaint filed under federal whistleblower laws by a Central Intelligence Agency officer that another top State Department official, counselor Ulrich Brechbuhl, listened in on the call.

House Democrats have opened an impeachment inquiry focused on Mr. Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, and lawmakers are focusing on the whistleblower complaint and a record of the call released by the administration.

Three House committees on Friday subpoenaed Mr. Pompeo for documents related to the inquiry; the secretary has until Oct. 4 to produce them. Separately, the committees plan to depose five current or former State Department officials regarding Ukraine.

Read more: https://www.wsj.com/articles/mcconnell-envisions-senate-trial-if-house-passes-articles-of-impeachment-11569865002?mod=e2tw

THAT IS MY FORECAST. Any other ideas as to why Trump acts like Putin is his master?

like Extortion???? Is Trump and his buddies all Traitors if this is all true??

TRUMP is using Government Resources to attack his political opponents. LIKE A DICTATOR does. Like Saddam Hussein did!!

#LockHimUp

Castro was snarky and mean last night. He was a bully and fabricated the whole statement. False false !!

I don't respect you, I'm sorry Mr. Castro.

I refuse to listen. All I remember from 2016 ..... is Weaver lying about Hillary. I can't believe BS is still using Weaver in his campaign.

Hateful person ..... along with Turner. They won't help Sanders, only hurt him.

He is very knowledgeable about the climate crisis.
He is discussing ever factor and just spoke about the huge increase in the economy when we get MOVING & Lots of job growth.
..... he loves the Green new Deal.