February 27, 2019

SCENE: Jay Sekulow's office, this morning.

SEKULOW (thinking to himself): Dammit, Cohen just implicated me in obstruction of justice. What the hell am I going to do? I think I'm going to need....another lawyer.

SEKULOW grabs rolodex on his desk, starts furiously scrolling through it until he finds a section titled "Other Lawyers". He pulls out a card.

It reads, "Michael Cohen"

SEKULOW: Shit!

SEKULOW continues to scroll. There is only one other card. He pulls it out.

It reads, "Rudy Giuliani."

SEKULOW: Mother fu---

END SCENE.

January 29, 2019

Shout out to Bill Christeson, a.k.a. the "Sign Guy."

He is truly the personification of the voice of the American conscience against treason in its midst.








May you have many more signs to make in this coming year, Bill.



https://twitter.com/BillChristeson

January 29, 2019

We need a running betting pool on the date Roger Stone's bail gets revoked.

Because you just know that asshole isn't going to abide by the judge's instructions not to contact potential witnesses in this case.

So when does Roger go back to jail?

(To make it interesting, winner will be based on the closest to the date that the Prosecution or court moves to revoke bail, not the actual date of the revocation hearing)

Winner gets your standard Ten Bucks or a Toyota.