MiddleFingerMom has decided to share a naked picture of himself from when he was on his honeymoon.

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I KNEW you'd open this.
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MiddleFingerMom is at the hospital and he is EXTREMELY bored. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

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Snake and mouse -- Circle of Life:

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One should take GREAT pride in all of one's epic accomplishments.

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Rebel rebel, how could they know? Hot cat, I love you so! -- David Bowie

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There's a p-r-e-t-t-y darn good reason why LynneSin won't go into ANY Starbucks again.

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Every single one of you is going to thank me for this sometime over the next coupla weeks!

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Toughening up Chips, the baby bobcat fire crews found in August...

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... while battling a 75,000-acre firein the Plumas National Forest.
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http://news.msn.com/pop-culture/volunteers-toughen-up-bobcat-kitten-thats-too-nice
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Video from Aug 28, 2012:
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Though he died at 33, my older brother (and hero) MiddleFingerMomTom led a charmed life.

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He went to Michigan State University and when they went to the Rose Bowl (in the 60's?), he
scored a ticket. The family flew him out there to stay with relatives nearby while waiting for
the game.
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On New Year's Eve, they took him on a drive into the mountains to admire the snow-covered
regions. While up there, a blizzard moved in and stranded hundreds, if not thousands on the
roads. At one point, their tire chains wrapped around their rear axle and he had to release
them, while wearing his white dress shirt -- getting grease all over his sleeves (which he
rolled up).
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There was no time to get him back to their house where his ticket was, but they put him on
a little local flight to Pasadena JUST so he could be near where his team was playing for a
little moral support and connectivity.
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While on the flight, he got into a conversation with the well-off businessman sitting next
to him. MiddleFingerMomTom told his frustrating story and it turned out the businessman
was going to the Rose Bowl and had planned on taking his college-aged son, who had
been unable to get home because of the blizzard.
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He offered, and MiddleFingerMomTom accepted... and MFMT accompanied him to the
Rose Bowl free of charge.
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His life was like that a LOT.
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I still miss him terribly.
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Hugh Hefner, Crystallized Penis Wed at Playboy Mansion