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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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The Pelican:

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A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belican.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But damn if I know how the helican?
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Oct 6, 2013, 07:29 PM (0 replies)

Li'l Tiny Ptah's folks hoped they had a little Horse Whisperer in the family. Alas it was not to be.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Oct 6, 2013, 07:29 PM (0 replies)

Jen's really glad Tobin can relax. She just wishes he didn't relax so totally... you know - so OFTEN

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Oct 6, 2013, 07:29 PM (2 replies)

Shoulda been/Coulda been the first step in the government shutdown:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Oct 6, 2013, 04:26 AM (0 replies)

Find something to be happy about today (Sunday Oct 6, 2013)

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Oct 6, 2013, 03:43 AM (1 replies)

MiddleFingerMom's friends STILL say "Somebody crack a window, MFM's... THINKIN'!!!"

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Oct 5, 2013, 04:21 PM (4 replies)

MFM's neighbors in Germany used to drop by all the time to drink in the beauty of his flowerboxes.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Oct 5, 2013, 04:21 PM (0 replies)

Juggalos -- they're harder to offend than most of us.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Oct 5, 2013, 04:21 PM (1 replies)

The original angry birds:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Oct 5, 2013, 04:21 PM (1 replies)

How do you know when your male dog's gotten himself involved in a sex scandal?

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Oct 5, 2013, 04:21 PM (4 replies)
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