Dr. MiddleFingerMom, M.D. is only licensed to practice in the State of Meta.

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MiddleFingerMom and Kali are the first two of many highly-anticipated DU collectibles.

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Compared to this, "Gangnam Style" would be a piece of cake.

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Don't MAKE me turn this car around!!!!!

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New product guarantees it will make you irresistibly attractive to everyone around you.

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For young bluesbassman, "getting to Carnegie Hall" wasn't the reason to "practice practice practice"

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MFM update 1:25 PM AZ time 2/20/2013 Wednesday

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I've been on NPO status (no food or liquids) since midnight... because they weren't sure what
they were going to do today. A little while ago, they decided to give the medication route more
time and, maybe more importantly, get rid of more excess fluid from my body.
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So no shocking today. And I can eat and drink!!!!!
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Still don't feel good... but I'm feeling much, much better already!!!!!
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IT'S 48 DEGREES AND SNOWING HERE BIGTIME IN TUCSON!!!!!!

MiddleFingerMom has something a LOT more impressive than 6-pack abs for all the LAY-DEEZZZ!!!

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Being responsible for an animal companion was a very steep learning curve for Li'l MFM.

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