Born in the wrong decade, MFM had all the qualities necessary to be one of the Mad Men.

MFM worked at Howard Johnson's as a pioneering "HoJo Boy" decades before "Hooters Girls".

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Despite what you've heard, MFM was NOT the reason the concept failed abysmally.

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Men & Women -- Are we REALLY that different?

DE.TER.MI.NA.TION!!!!!

Hungry Hungry Kitty:

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applegrove meets a cute guy at the dog park.

Have you ever woken a ball-dozer?

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I HATE when mine go to sleep -- then they're up all night.
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MFM can't get over the idea that his computer is a replicator... or Holodeck... or sumpin'.

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MiddleFingerMom has done this many many MANY more times than he's ever gonna admit.

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CommuniCATion:

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I could never fool NoName -- anybody out there get their cat's STRICT attention
when they purr at him/her?
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