MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalThe Lion Queen:
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Rubber doggie, I'm awfully fond of you. (poss DIAL-UP WARNING!!!)
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For a while, Li'l Skittles wanted to be a doctor when she grew up.
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I have Windows 8 on my computer. I HATE Windows 8!!!!!
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Every OS transition has been pretty painless and seamless for me. Windows 7, 98, XP, etc.
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Windows 8 is SO different that I'm lost most of the time. Luckily, I can KINDA revert to Windows 7 (or at
least an old desktop version of some sort that I recognize) but it always ends up asking me to deal with
Windows 8.
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So I just downloaded some music to my computer (Nektar's whole album of "Remember the Future"
and
promptly LOST it. Looked everywhere. Three times in the same places... everywhere.
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Asked the library dude for help. He's kinda unfamiliar with it, too... but together we found the search
function. I told him that I can't find it in ANY of the music spots I check.
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"Was it a song... or a video?"
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(Dorkfish MFM) "duh-HOYT... a video."
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Found it right away under video.
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Told him that he was a genius and that I was an idiot.
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He denied that... but I KNOW he was just being kind.
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Finally, MiddleFingerMom reveals the full story behind his time spent in jail.
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MiddleFingerMom's career in Customer Service was an extremely SHORT (but very satisfying) one.
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Waking up from that Lord of the Rings "Mordor Eye-of-Sauron" nightmare yet again:
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REVENGE OF THE REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
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Applegrove -- she's all about the dance (cue hiphop music).
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
