MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalI can haz cheezb-OMFG!!!!!!!
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"Kali was going to get a HUGE discount on her home insurance... but she failed the quiz."
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Jen: "Toby, you need to do some work around the house." Tobin: "No sooner said than done, dear!!!"
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Post your favorite song about a dumbass.
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I'll start!
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"Happy Birthday"
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Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy B-I-r-r-r-thday, dear Taterguy.
Happy Birthday to you.
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"The Name Game"
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Taterguy!!!
Taterguy, Taterguy bo Baterguy.
Bonana fanna fo Faterguy.
Fee fy mo Materguy.
Taterguy!
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(heh-heh. heh-heh. He said "Baterguy".)
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For those of you who bake for friends and/or family:
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The cartoon below brought up a strong memory for me. I had just turned 17, and
left home with no place to stay. My friend John's mom took me in (as she had with
2 or 3 other "street kids"
. We slept in bunkbeds in John's "dorm room" in the attic.
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We were all broke and often returned home without having had anything to eat all
day. John's mom was on a fixed income, but fed us all. Every night, I would walk in
the door to the truly heavenly aroma of potato soup and fresh-baked bread. Every
night!!! If I were to eat nothing BUT this for the rest of my life, I would be a happier
man for it.
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I have found people who bake things in their own kitchens for others to enjoy to
be very loving people with very kind hearts.
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This is for John's mom from that 4-decade-old memory... and for you.
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MFM stopped his dog from humping everything in sight, but it's true. Every dog DOES have its day.
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MFM forgot to tell you about some OTHER great news he got at his doctor's office last week.
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My husband... my chauffeur.
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Does MIT even HAVE a football team?
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Way too many people live their lives like the common housefly.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
