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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
August 14, 2013

CROWS -- Wanted by the police all over the country!!!

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August 14, 2013

I'm MiddleFingerMom, the sailor man!!!

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August 14, 2013

MFM has bought the DU Cafeteria and has printed out a new menu. He's gonna make a fucking FORTUNE!!!

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August 14, 2013

Life's lemons -- the OTHER perspective:

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August 14, 2013

"Genius" -- It's not what you've been told it is all these years.

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August 14, 2013

Kali puts them in a walk-in freezer for 30mins, then gives them to her horses as a hot-weather treat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Kid?
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Introducing -- "The Kidsicle":
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August 14, 2013

RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!! Tobin's college career may be in dire straits!!!

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August 13, 2013

During the summer, driving in Arizona isn't like driving in most other places.

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August 12, 2013

MFM can teach you how to be Fucking Immortal, too. Pay attention, he's only going to say this once.

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August 12, 2013

Once, MiddleFingerMom told his SO, "Go make me a sandwich." ... ... ... ... Once.

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Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
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