MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
For AsahinaKimi, because I know she likes violent shit (WARNING: Violence n' shit)
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The only time MFM ever went to a strip club, he got kicked out. For TIPPING!!! At a STRIP CLUB!!!
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MFM's only been part of a flash mob once in his life. They're not as fun as they look on YouTube.
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Thank you, Jack!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!
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The God of all Self-Righteous Judgmentalist Assholes graces his flock with a visitation:
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OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! That was Taco Bell!!! What are we going to do?!?!? OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!
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I predict that after seeing this... some of you are going to daydream at your job about being a cat.
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Did anyone ever just, you know...just happen to mention MiddleFingerMom's birthday is May 4th?
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Did anyone ever just, you know... just happen to mention that it's never too
early to buy somebody, oh you know... just anybody a nice birthday gift?
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Did anyone ever just, you know... just happen to mention that if you were
to buy somebody, oh you know... just anybody a birthday gift, oh golly...
maybe 2 or 3 of them ... or so...from each and every one of you... that
he's always wanted all of his life that he would never post another picture
of said 4 or 5 items again causing a mental image so remarkably, not to
mention brain-damagingly repugnant that it would cost TWICE as much
for eye bleach than it would for you to buy, oh let's say each and every
one of you to buy him a baker's dozen of them.
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(whistlin', scuffin' the dirt, avoidin' eye contact) Just warnderin'.
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WONDERIN'... I meant wonderin'!!!
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http://www.cafepress.com/du_store.21464073
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
