MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalWhen discussing art, TexasTowelie tends to get a bit pretentious.
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A :Level of Discourse:
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"With all due respect:" ........
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"Oh yeah?" ..........
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""Yeah!" ..........
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"Oh YEAH?" ..........
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YEAH!!!" ..........
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Well, I double-dog dare ya!!! ......
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"YEAH?" ..........
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"Yeah!" ..........
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Well, I TRIPLE-DOG dare ya!!!" ..........
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etc. etc. etc.
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What macho men do to pigeons:
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Kids today -- what are you gonna do?
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If you thought two llamas having sex was "sick" wait'll you see...
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... pushmepullyoupushmepullyoupushmepullyoupullyoupully... DAMMIT, Timmy -- just as
soon as we find our groove, you screw it up.
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So... MiddleFingerMom guesses that a llama gettin' a llotta head is COMPLETELY out of the question?
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Not long now.
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Just around the corner now.
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A-n-t-I-c-I-p-a-t-I-o-n!!!!!
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Any minute now, I swear!!!
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MFM's not much of a multitasker, but when push came to shove, he's come through like a champ.
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Admit it! You've ALL had this dream job.
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Doggy Dinner Guest:
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163