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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
August 22, 2013

When discussing art, TexasTowelie tends to get a bit pretentious.

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August 21, 2013

A :Level of Discourse:

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"With all due respect:" ........
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"Oh yeah?" ..........
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""Yeah!" ..........
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"Oh YEAH?" ..........
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YEAH!!!" ..........
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Well, I double-dog dare ya!!! ......
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"YEAH?" ..........
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"Yeah!" ..........
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Well, I TRIPLE-DOG dare ya!!!" ..........
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August 21, 2013

What macho men do to pigeons:

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August 21, 2013

Kids today -- what are you gonna do?

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August 21, 2013

If you thought two llamas having sex was "sick" wait'll you see...

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... pushmepullyoupushmepullyoupushmepullyoupullyoupully... DAMMIT, Timmy -- just as
soon as we find our groove, you screw it up.

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August 20, 2013

So... MiddleFingerMom guesses that a llama gettin' a llotta head is COMPLETELY out of the question?

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Not long now.
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Just around the corner now.
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A-n-t-I-c-I-p-a-t-I-o-n!!!!!
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Any minute now, I swear!!!
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August 20, 2013

MFM's not much of a multitasker, but when push came to shove, he's come through like a champ.

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August 20, 2013

Owl scat:

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August 20, 2013

Admit it! You've ALL had this dream job.

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August 20, 2013

Doggy Dinner Guest:

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Profile Information

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Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
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