MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalLord of the 1% -- ONE DOESN'T SIMPLY OCCUPY MORDOR
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The top 5 midnight snacks to help you sleep:
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http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/top-5-midnight-snacks-help-slideshow/#crsl=%252Fphotos%252Ftop-5-midnight-snacks-help-slideshow%252F-photo-2508052-193500606.html
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Scroll down for the first page about oatmeal.
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Friend and relatives quickly learned that MFM was the LAST person to ask to give their kids THE TALK
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Take it from MFM... he has been, is and WILL be more of a badass than you EVER wanna mess with!
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Cats - always confused when they run into a bird (a BIRD!!!) with more attitude than they EVER had..
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Nowadays, Ozzy only uses his powers for the greater good of Humankind.
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The bestest drinking helmet ever. EVER!!!
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There is a team of papparazzi whose ONLY job is to get topless photos of graywarrior!!!
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Usually, I can take or leave commercials, but those Jingos ads actually piss me off.
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They often come on late at night when broadcasters (still illegally, I think)
boost the volume for their commercials... AND the characters S-C-R-E-A-M
at each other with strident voices.
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There are other people in the house SLEEPING (our remote doesn't work).
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The ONLY saving grace is when the daughter and the store clerk introduce each
other and the Dad has his reaction. THAT'S funny, but the ad STILL pisses me off.
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Arrrr, it be Dump Like a Pirate Day... I be sorry for the loss o' yer booty.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
