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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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Maybr this is TMI. There's a good reason MFM hasn't had a serious GF in a long time. He's got crabs.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:18 PM (2 replies)

The ONLY reason MFM is "The Fucking Immortal MFM" is because he exploits Death's therapy sessions.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:15 PM (3 replies)

Never trust a prized, precious photo to someone who knows Photoshop. Those people just ain't right.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:15 PM (5 replies)

Does are pigs. (I was going to title this, "Nice rack, baby!!!"... but forgot to change it.)

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:14 PM (6 replies)

Putting Darwinian theory into practice:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:14 PM (0 replies)

Good dietary habits ain't simple.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:14 PM (2 replies)

MiddleFingerMom never did quite grasp the concept of "twerking".

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:41 AM (2 replies)

Young MFM was the only Catholic EVER to be given a "GET OUT OF CONFESSION FREE FOR LIFE" card.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:41 AM (8 replies)

REAL men have sleepovers. REAL men even have "pillow" fights.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:41 AM (3 replies)

CAUTION: You will never again hear Batman's theme song without visualizing THIS:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Aug 30, 2013, 12:41 AM (3 replies)
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