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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
August 30, 2013

Maybr this is TMI. There's a good reason MFM hasn't had a serious GF in a long time. He's got crabs.

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August 30, 2013

The ONLY reason MFM is "The Fucking Immortal MFM" is because he exploits Death's therapy sessions.

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August 30, 2013

Never trust a prized, precious photo to someone who knows Photoshop. Those people just ain't right.

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August 30, 2013

Does are pigs. (I was going to title this, "Nice rack, baby!!!"... but forgot to change it.)

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August 30, 2013

Putting Darwinian theory into practice:

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August 30, 2013

Good dietary habits ain't simple.

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August 30, 2013

MiddleFingerMom never did quite grasp the concept of "twerking".

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August 30, 2013

Young MFM was the only Catholic EVER to be given a "GET OUT OF CONFESSION FREE FOR LIFE" card.

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August 30, 2013

REAL men have sleepovers. REAL men even have "pillow" fights.

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August 30, 2013

CAUTION: You will never again hear Batman's theme song without visualizing THIS:

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Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
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