Wolf Frankula
Wolf Frankula's JournalQuestion for People who Live in Washington.
In Washington there is a place called Kalama. If it had a zoo would it be Kalama-zoo?
Does the Ace Novelty Company of Walla Walla, Washington still make Boston Charlies?
Wolf
I have to repeat what my late friend Sam said about immigrants from Mexico
"These are church going, hard working, family oriented people. And we need more of them"
Wolf
It's Because They're Notre Dame
Also known as Football U. And a beloved pretzeldent of the Vnjtdes States, Bonzo's Co-Star appeared in a movie about that NFL minor league club.
Wolf
For those Who've seen 'It's a Wonderful Life'
Where would you rather live?
Bedford Falls?
Pottersville?
Or Screw both of them I choose Jones'n with all the colorful Western Characters?
You must pick one.
Wolf
Two Letters from Santa.
1: "Dear Donald Trump,
I hear you've been saying there is no Santa Claus. How would you like it if I went around saying there was no Donald Trump?
Yours truly,
Santa Claus."
2: "Dear New York Times Editor,
Is there a Virginia? Some people say there is just a big blank spot south of Maryland. But I think not, that Virginia is real. Rudolph said if you see it in the Times you know it's true. Is there a Virginia?
Yours Truly,
Santa Claus"
Wolf
Things to say when you can't think of anything else.
Note, not all are appropriate at all times. When meeting somebody's new baby, numbers three and six should not be said.
Although the following is based upon reality, I would not have any reader conceive that it is completely factual. Names have been changed, and persons are portrayed as saying and doing things they did not do.
Sort him out, Mr. Wontcox!
Get that goddamn crocodile out of my office!
Cheryl and Vomit.
You could feed a family of four from that sluck.
You penny-packing, penny-pepping son of a bitch!
Goaty and sheepy Mrs. Withoutnail.
Jacky give it to me.
Stop that bubbing!
Skbibbing, skbibbing always skbibbing. Why don't you stomp dat Nivabeff?
Bembas, bammas and snow tires, it will never work.
Wolf
Is this story true?
On the show Babylon 5 Lennier, played by Billy Mumy never ran, because somebody would yell "Run Will Robinson, Run! Run!" and everybody would break out laughing.
Wolf
Tomorrow is Election Day. If you haven't already VOTE!
If the name has a (D) next to it vote for it. If the (R) is a 'good family person' and professor of philosophy, and the (D) is a Beagle, Vote for the Beagle.
Wolf
(Who has already voted.)
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