September 4, 2018

Since School Starts Here Tomorrow,

Here are some short songs disliked by my school more than 50 years ago.

First "The Burning of the School"

'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
Now we're marching to the office to kill the principal,
The brats are marching on!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
So I hit her on the bean,
With a rotten tangerine.
The brats are marching on!'

And "See-Saw"

'See Saw Marjorie Daw,
Jack's on strike with his master.
His master will pay but a penny a day,
So Jack won't work for that bastard.'

And "Take Me Out to the Pig Sty."

'Take me out to the pig sty,
Take me out with the swine.
Buy me some pig slop and slap my crack,
I don't care if I ever get back.
For it's root, root, root like a root hog,
Up to my snout in the mud.
For it's squeak, squeak, squeeeee ump ump ump.
At the old pig sty.

Wolf

July 26, 2018

Has anybody else noticed that the Snapple Apples look

Like George W. ? Is that intentional?

Wolf

July 3, 2018

Here, for the Fourth of July, Is Our Original National Anthem

All Rise!

Wolf

May 20, 2018

Rondfok

Used for a meeting that is a waste of time. The word is Afrikaans and means fuck around.

Wolf

May 20, 2018

Northeast Portland has a problem with coyotes

Could this be the reason?



Acme: the choice of coyotes everywhere.

Wolf

May 11, 2018

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Wolf

May 7, 2018

Will Anyone under 50 Get this?

"Oh Boy, grunt cakes. Heavy on the thirty weight Mom."

"Not with your hand, Son. Use your entrenching tool"

Hint, it's from the polar opposite of a silent movie.

Wolf

April 1, 2018

For Your Viewing Pleasure an Easter Classic Easter Yeggs

With Bugs Bunny

[link:https://vimeo.com/22797123|

Wolf

March 27, 2018

Do You Have the Slurp Patrol in Your Neighborhood?

Sunday is Easter. But Sunday also has a full moon. And you know what that means, Werebunnies!
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But in our neighborhood we don't have to worry about werebunnies, zombies, weretrumps or other strange beasties. We have the Slurp Patrol [link:http://|

They case them away. But also they chase down pussy cats and slurp them from nose to tail. And staying inside won't keep you safe. They'll come in through the doggie door. Don't have a doggie door? They bring the doggie door with them. So you cat people, check the outside of your house for the sticker that says, 'Put doggie door here.'

Wolf

February 21, 2018

I haven't seen a Robin

But I saw my first Batman



Wolf